Here, allow me. Suffer, you insufferable motherfucker. Die a prolonged and agonizing death. One down; so many to go.
Where is that JoeBuck20?!
I hope the thoughts and prayers work exactly as well in curing his cancer as they are in preventing mass shootings.
Must be nice.
Fuck Rush Limbaugh, and fuck Shodan. And even though cancer took my father, just this once: Hooray, cancer! Fuckin A! You’re like the blind fucking squirrel! Make it fucking hurt, OK cancer? (You kind of owe me one after my Dad and everything.)
I will be magnanimous and quote the words of John Donne that… “Any man’s death diminishes me”. However:
(1). The diminishment in this case will me tiny; minute; Lilliputian; miniscule; indeed, electron-microscopic in scope.
(2) John Donne never met Rush Limbaugh.
Press on.
I’m reminded of an old (as in, a version was probably told in the Spartan military) joke:
Drill Sergeant: I bet you hate my guts. I bet you’re waiting for me to die so you can piss on my grave.
Recruit: No, sir.
Drill Sergeant: No? Why not?
Recruit: Because after I get out of the army, I never want to stand in line again.
they will
At last! My lousy aim can be put to use.
I never liked that pablum quote. Subtracting a negative is the same as adding to the human race. That’s the opposite of diminishment.
I always look if the one suffering or dying had a hand or supported efforts that ended causing the death of other human beings. As an example I found recently that Rush also praised Trump a lot for his asinine “remain in Mexico” policy.
Ah, Rush, be fruitful and multiply yourself…
Oh, I would. He doesn’t even need to be on fire.
With my prostate, I could dribble on him, but I’d have to get too close.
Having just seen this thread for the first time now, I reviewed some of the earlier posts from Page 1. In light of what we know now… How sadly erroneous some were. How sadly prophetic some others were.
How sadly erroneous that prediction has turned out to be.
How sadly prescient that has proved to be. Now the Repubs are ALL doing it – the Repub-in-Chief most of all.
How sadly erroneous this prophecy has proved to be. Would ANY president have treated Haiti differently? Why, yes, one would.
Rush ended up getting Michael J Fox briefly trending on Twitter.
After he announced his diagnosis, people dug up an old video where he mocked Fox’s Parkinson’s and accused him of exaggerating, and basically suggested giving him a taste of his own medicine.
So…basically, screw Limbaugh thrice - once for his general right-wing blowhardism, once for being a shitbag back in 2006, and once for making people think Fox had died (or gone Milkshake Duck).
Limbaugh’s 69. With modern treatments, there’s a good chance he’ll hang on another year or two. If you make it to 70 you can’t really complain too much, IMO. Especially if you spent half those years as a multi-multi-multi millionaire (did you know he’s worth half a billion dollars?).
He can die knowing he’s had a much, much better run than 99.999% of all humanity, despite the fact that, unlike him, the rest of us aren’t walking hefty bags of subhuman bilge. If he’s not satisfied with that, fuck him.
The sad part was indeed the erroneous part. He was eclipsed by more extreme people.
He’s finally going to lose that weight and keep it off.
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I could never get drunk enough. :rolleyes:
He should have stayed away from windmills.