Fuck shy men who live in Silicon Valley

which bit?

God, I love those shy geeks.

No other man has been able to satisfy me like my geek.

No, no, no, see that’s the problem - all the shy men are in Silicon Valley, and all the Hollywood starlets are in Silicone Valley. :smiley:

I would love to love a geek, but here in NY/NJ I tend to be surrounded by Sopranos-wannabes. sigh What should I do to attract a geek of my very own? What would be such an irresistible draw that would bring even a shy geek out of his shell?

You of course mean: Silicone Peaks, where bird watchers can spot Great Tits and Boobies, if my mammory serves me right.

Or maybe Twin Peaks? But that would be in Washington State, a little closer to the secondary concentration of West Coast geeks around Redmond… home of the Bushtit, a variety of Boobies, the Dickcissel (for those so inclined), and unfortunately, the Common Loon (which may explain a few things around Redmond itself :wink: ).

Well, why don’t the shy guys from Silicon Valley get together with the Hollywood starlets at Twin Silicon Peaks? Doesn’t that make sense?

Adorable thread, BTW.

Mmmm… shy geeks…

Esprix

Now Esprix isn’t your nipple twisting boyfriend going to get upset (or is he a shy geeky nipple twister).

That wasn’t my boyfriend, but never you mind!

Esprix

Sorry about the mix up, [B}Esprix**.

Not necessarily. The Twin Peaks that these were taken from are much closer to Silicon Valley. Silicone Valley, too, for that matter. If you can afford a house here, than you’ve gotta be rich, and we all know the rich are geeky, right? :smiley: