Fuck shy men who live in Silicon Valley

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Sorry, this isn’t a rant, just a request

[Giraffe]

Well, if you’re a shy male living in Silicon Valley, you’re already fucked.

[Eutychus]

Like they say in Texas, El Paso.

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Nice one Giraffe.

[AntaresJB]

damnit, and I was all prepared to read a big long rant and then say “Fuck shy men who live in Silicon Valley? Get me a plane ticket!” Darn you for not doing what I expected!

[matt_mcl]

Sorry, this isn’t a rant, just a request

Can I have a photo to go by?

[Troy_McClure_SF]

*Originally posted by matt_mcl *
**Can I have a photo to go by? **

Here.

[Lilairen]

Sorry, I’m up to my quota.

[Tuckerfan]

*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF *
**Here. **

Bwahhaha! I dated a gal who looked like Lily Tomlin. Scarred my for life. (You only think I’m joking!)

[Already_in_Use]

Scarred your what?

[3trew]

If my what was scarred for life, I’d probably be fuck shy too.

[grimpixie]

*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF *
**Here. **

But our Bippy is Beardless…

Grim

[iampunha]

That’s his mane…

[Snooooopy]

I just moved out of Silicon Valley.

[I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter]

What the hell is a ‘bippy’?

[kambuckta]

*Originally posted by Joe K *
**What the hell is a ‘bippy’? **

Maybe you need to fuck a shy man to find out…

[Zenster]

Fuc|< all of them and you’d have little time left.

[kambuckta]

*Originally posted by Zenster *
**Fuc|< all of them and you’d have little time left. **

Is that due to the sheer number of shy men in Silicone Valley or the magnificence of their sexual prowess???

[Robb]

What the hell is a ‘bippy’?

And while we’re asking questions: How does one bet a sweet bippy?

[Bippy_the_Beardless]

Bippy, when fucked, gets sweet.
(loved the picture Troy McClure SF, but I have shaved a bit since then )