Fuck the Chicago Cubs

They were paying respects to a loathsome person. That hardly seems debatable. Of course, we all have to make our own decisions. But I’ll never attend another Yankee or Cub game, home or away (under current ownership at least).

Bumping this to share an email exchange I had this morning.

Hi (Thing Fish),

We noticed that you expressed interest in Cubs suite rentals and premier seating and I wanted to check in to see if you are interested in learning about these opportunities at Wrigley Field.

All-inclusive rentals are available for games against top opponents including the Dodgers, Blue Jays, and Yankees.

I’ve included a link below that you can use to explore pricing and availability in more detail and book online:

Learn More: Cubs Suites and Premier Seating

To make sure you’re all set, can we help answer any questions about our rental spaces?

Many thanks,

Vanessa Lee | Ticket Sales Assistant
Chicago Cubs
773-404-4200
Wrigley Field | 1060 W. Addison St. | Chicago, IL 60613

Hi Vanessa,

Thanks for reaching out. Unfortunately, due to the Cubs’ cowardly decision last year to observe a moment of silence for the death of scumbag fascist Charlie Kirk, I have resolved to never give this organization one more cent of my money until the current ownership is gone.

Please feel free to get back to me when Tom Ricketts is dead or in prison.

Go Cubs!

(Thing Fish)

(Yes, I’ve softened my position. I will still support the team, just not financially.)

(Also, I don’t think I ever actually inquired about suite rentals, and can’t imagine why I would ever have done so.)

Nice touch!