The Cubs suck
…so bad, they are considering becoming a Hoover franchise.
I hate to break it to you, but the Cubs have always stunk. I’m a Tiger fan, but they stink too. So, it helps to root for a better team as well as the home team, like say, the Yanks.
“Life is hard…but God is good”
I have a friend who’s a cub fan and I used to tease him that the Cubs couldn’t get into the series even if they bought tickets. The ushers would turn them away saying “your karma might screw up the decent players”
To deal with men by force is as impractical as to deal with nature by persuasion.
I think tattoos are the tackiest cry for help any chick can do. I suppose they need their midlife crisis too.
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I thought you Southerners hated Yanks! My dad recently defected to the south (we’re from Upstate NY), he’s been there 2 years and he still hears this joke at least once a day (or so he claims):
What’s the difference between a Yankee and a Damn Yankee?
A Yankee goes home
It’s starting to get on his nerves. However, I think that he has turned into a redneck. Now he is all into NASCAR and watched Mayberry for god (oops, sorry) sake!
BITE YOUR TONGUE, STSTELLA!!
I am a New Yorker through and through.
My current mailing address is in Raleigh, however.
Youz gotta problem wit dat?
I have the worlds shortest attention span…
This humble mortal begs your fogiveness! Sorry about Yanks crack, but then again most of us upstaters don’t like the Yankees anyway! Now that I’m in the Philly area I guess I’m a Phillies fan anyway.