Ok, I need you to pay attention here fuckwit. I don’t know where you’re from, and I don’t care, what I do know though, is that Chicago is a no bullshit kind of place. What this mope did, was bullshit, pure and simple, untoleratable, unforgivable bullshit. The only thing he needed to do was keep his hands away from the ball. He didn’t. The Cubs, subesquently, lost. It’s a point you can argue, saying they may have lost anyway, but thanks to this dolt, we’ll never have the chance to know it.
The worst fans in baseball? I disagree. Nobody, and I mean NO FUCKING BODY is more loyal to their team than a true cub fan. We don’t HAVE to be nice to people that come to our park, we aren’t fans of the fans of the opposing team assclown, we’re Cub fans, through thick and (mostly) thin, we go to games, we enjoy the character and the life of Wrigley Field, which is, arguably, the best park in MLB. Granted, it’s not a mall with an infield, but it’s got more class and heart than a dozen 3Com parks or US Cellular fields combined.
You know what you can exepct from fans that chant that kind of rubbish in Chicago? The same kind you’ll get from the jackasses in New York, and Baltimore and Cleveland, and San Francisco. Yeah, of course the other fans look the other way, doing so prevents fights, because usually those chanters are piss drunk, and in most cases, wouldn’t do that sort of thing sober.
And no, Fuck YOU, you addle-brained cocksucker, you’re not just insulting the drunken morons, you’re insulting every decent, fun-loving, hopeful cub fan, from 90 year old women that have been coming to wrigley since before your daddy was twinkle in his daddys’ eye, to six year old boys, dreaming of growing up one day and becoming the next Wood or Prior, or even young Dominican kids, hoping to be the next Sammy Sosa. Oktberfest, you are cordially invited to kiss my natural white German-American, cub-loving ass, you gob headed shit monger.
While you’re at it, if you don’t live in Chicago, asshole, do yourself a favor, and don’t ever come here, and if you are here, get the fuck out. We don’t want, or need your kind here.
And for the record, the fan who caused the Gamus Interruptus, ought to leave town and stay gone, because just like you, He’s not welcome here. He’s a twit who ruined his life, just because he couldn’t keep his hands in his pockets, tough shit.
And if someone gets ahold of him before he makes it out of the tri county area, and he gets what he’s got comin’ then the end of game seven may just be that much sweeter.