Some of you baseball fans are unbelievable. You get seriously worked up over this shit, don’t you? You guys should either start acting your age, or just put on diapers and start sucking your thumbs. I feel like I’m visiting a strange planet with bizarre unexplainable customs. I’m beginning to wonder if the baseball stadiums are spiking the beer with lead.
It’s just a bunch of overpaid guys whacking a ball with a stick and running around - Get a fucking grip.
Hmmm…my rant needs more cuss words:
shit, piss, pussy, ass, cock, tits, balls, Hitler.