I just watched the season finale to John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight on HBO, which ended with a “Fuck You, 2016” montage of various people saying what was wrong with 2016, then saying “Fuck you 2016!”.
I lost two close relatives and seven close friends this year, after a multiyear struggle to get a raise I finally got one this week-25 fucking cents an hour, I had an on the job injury that left me with constant pain and restricted movement in my left shoulder, beloved celebrities dropped dead left and right…and not a fucking one of them were on my SDMB Deathpool List, both of my cats died, and because of this fucking election “Did you know that half of all Americans are below average in intelligence” is no longer funny(and neither is the movie “Idiocracy”-I just threw my copy in the trash.)
Fuck you, 2016.
Bloody hell, Czarcasm, that’s rough. I’m sorry to hear you went through this.
And also, I’d just like you to know I’m not your close friend. Nothing personal, you understand…
That doesn’t make you safe. Apparently, the only truly safe people are the ones on my Deathpool list.
I will just put here a little rant I sent to one whatsapp group I am in. Translated from Spanish…
FUCK YOU, 2016!!!
Alan Rickman! David Bowie! Prince! Leonard Cohen!
Haven’t you had enough?! You bring us Rajoy again, Duterte, Trump! You take away a bunch of people who are better than them! What else do you want?? An alien invasion?? A Zombie Apocalypse?? Cthulhu waking up?? A pandemic of Ebolaflusyphilis?? WHAT?!?!
I totally agree with Czarcasm. This has been a monstrously horrible year, and it isn’t over yet. I can’t even say I lost any friends this year, because i don’t have any left to lose. I thought of a small silver lining last night, but damned if I can remember what the hell it was.
Can we leave the fucking period open a little while longer? I’m pretty sure we’re gonna need to fuck the years 2016-2020, if not more.
Czarcasm, I’m so sorry, that sounds terrible. All I can offer is to just keep on keepin’ on, to borrow a 70’s catchphrase I guess.
I can’t say as I’ve ever had any year that was especially good, but 2016 was not unusually horrible for me. Just the usual crap.
But yeah, the Oompah Loompah in the White House sorta tips it into a year I’d rather forget.
[Typical republican]
That’s what happens when you hang out with Killary
[/typical republican]
I feel ya, though I’d have waited until Dec 31 to post this. You’ve left 2016 a 45 day opening to say, “You think you’ve had it rough thus far?.. just you wait until my grand finale, pal.”
If that happens then, well [Terminator]I’ll be back[/Termie]
… the Cubs won the World Series …
You just had to mention that!
Yeah, I have to bump this.
There’s data to back up that this was a horrible year. Yesterday the CDC announced this was the first time since 1993 that life expectancy went down.
And in addition, yesterday my best friend in elementary and middle school died unexpectedly at the age of 33.
Fuck you 2016. Where you trying to live up to the legacy of 1916 but didn’t have a world war to work with?
I thought this summed it up pretty well - [mod] NSFW audio at link [/mod] - The 2016 Song - YouTube
Yeah, that’s about right.
I assume the people on Czarcasm’s SDMB Deathpool List also had close friends and relatives, just as he does.
Presumably those people are happy that their close friend/relatives are still alive, even if that disappoints Czarcasm.