<Note: I did not write this either, but if you want to hurt me my “safe word” is antidisestablishmentarianismistically.>
I have an idea - instead of telling the IT guy that you had personal problems, just tell him that Exchange fucked up.
Too ordinary. Blame it on a failed CPU board on one of the main database servers. 99.9% of people will just do the pretend 'ah <nod head> + <‘that’s a PITA’ shake of the head> bit.
Damnit guys, what did I tell you about crossing the streams?
Something like “Never whistle while you’re pissing”?
Turn your head, not your whole body?
He who dreams of urinating wakes up wet?
Sounds like something Tiger would get when he’s on tour.
::: hands over his golfbalm:::
I just wish I had a speech prepared for this momentous occassion.
wot is netwerking?
I’m sure we can work it out on monday. 9am good for you?
Bring a book, Jeff.