Fuck you, bastard from IT

Oh, you never saw the film?

It wasn’t just one guy hopping around and saying “I am Spartacus!” in different voices.

I don’t normally acknowledge a whoosh, but you have got to be kidding. This is the kind of helicopter whoosh that could take your damn head off.

It is one thing if you didn’t read the original thread. But you did!

Damn, that shit is cold.

So why’d you step down as mod?

Of course it’s not serious— everybody knows Jeff is a complete douche!

All the typing was killing my fingers. I need them limber to properly masturbate all over my jackboots.

This guy sounds really unprofessional. Perhaps you should go to IT and report him.

One jackbooted former moderator looks just like another from this low vantage point.

Report a problem with IT staff to the IT staff? Do you WANT your network logon disabled?

Enjoy,
Steven

Pffft! I always ask how much porn they want found on their hard drive and what type.

True 'dat

You’re good!
:slight_smile:

You should have done something to let him know. Blowing off a meeting is very bad form.

But it doesn’t excuse his behaviour.

As for the position itself, did I mention that I’m an unemployed IT guy and I’m seeking employment?

Trust me, you do NOT want to work there. I’ve heard their HR department is abominable.

I’m not.

Neither am I.

Shit. Posted under the wrong name again.

It’s hard to remember all those usernames and passwords, isn’t it?

I mean, I’ve heard. That’s it. That’s the ticket.

All right, I got the right account now.

Ahem.

Neither am I.

I am. I totally, totally am.

Did someone mention a bastard from IT?
Can I be of assistance?
Bastard Operator From Hell

<Note: I did not write this. I am not Simon Travaglia. Please don’t hurt me.>