Fuck you, bitch from HR

[melodyharmonius]

On behalf of my version of reality, I’ve promoted you.

[Winston_Smith]

@melodyharmonius

On behalf of my version of reality, I’ve promoted you.

I appreciate that.

[Shot_From_Guns]

@Winston_Smith

As soon as I get this fork out of my eye, I’m gonna gut you like a fish.

If you’re using a fork to gut fish, you’re doing it wrong.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@Winston_Smith

I agree completely. Say, who’s minding the store?

The inmates, as usual.

[Who_me_1]

@Winston_Smith

You’d make a lousy Sys Admin. Here’s what I did, son. Read and learn.

I assured her that it was ok that she missed the meeting and reminded her that it happens to everyone once in a while.

I feigned concerned understanding when she blamed Outlook/Exchange, and

I quickly changed the subject (to the matter at hand - my ‘interview’)

Then I went back to my desk and deleted her Home drive.

Deleting home drives is what you do best and is your option of choice. Would you mind restoring mine for about half and hour? I just need to get some personal pictures off of it.

[Winston_Smith]

@Who_me_1

Deleting home drives is what you do best and is your option of choice. Would you mind restoring mine for about half and hour? I just need to get some personal pictures off of it.

Hmm. You’d need to open a ticket for that, and since you’re about to lose all network connectivity you’re not going to be able to do that. I really wish I could help, but my hands are tied.

[Who_me_1]

@Winston_Smith

Hmm. You’d need to open a ticket for that, and since you’re about to lose all network connectivity you’re not going to be able to do that. I really wish I could help, but my hands are tied.

But I still hav