Careful. Don’t be cuntescending.
New word: cuntricide - to kill a twat.
This rant has more cunts in more shapes sizes than the Indigo Girls’s hot tub on appletini night.
Isn’t the condition that requires a pessary?
All these jokes and no serious replies? Something smells fishy.
Well, it was the yeast we could do.
Should I or should I not let $7.48 be snatched from my purse for this swefen? What a cunnyundrum.
Thus splake the cunstable.
I meant to ask the OP-was the other vehicle a Lincoln Cuntinental? Sedan or cuntvertible?
You cunts snatched all my jokes!
Au cuntraire! I’m cuntfident they’ll cuntinue, on accunt of the cuntsiderable powers of cuntcentration Dopers possess. Would you not cuntcur?
Have you all lost your grip? The Sausage Creature is in pain, but you somehow seem to be in this solely for your own enjoyment. Don’t any of you care about his ride…? Maybe you feel that this is the best way to squeeze a sore issue, but I think that a lot of mileage is being made at his expense; his ego must be deflated by now. Indeed, it seems as if he’s gotten off the thread, but I can only speculate after post examination. (Not that I want to be ‘all up in anyone’s business’.)
Then again, this is the Pit, so carry on.
This hole rant fails to take into cuntsideration the fact that The Sausage Creature is female. You really muffed it. 
The Sausage Creature is female? Holy smoke and mirrors, Batman. (See what happens when I stick my nose where it’s not wanted?) Still, I bet she’s plenty sore about her close shave and her ride on the median. But, I certainly don’t want to stirrup any more trouble…
I must admit there is a lot of cunnin’ linguists in this thread. Cunt you people show some cuntsideration? The cuntversation is a little cuntfuddled, cuntfused and cuntagious. This thread needs licking into shape. Stop poking at it. These awful cuntments have to stop, before they cuntcel our members.
My girlfriend wishes it to be known that my last post done in cuntsultation with her. She nearly lost her cuntposure, and wants to know if I cunt keep it up all night.
There’s incuntrovertible evidence which cuntradicts any cuntclusion regarding cuntainment. Our cuntsensual cuntributions show our cuntfiguration to be one of cuntgruity, e.g. a cuntgenial cuntfluence.