Fuck you, hit and run cunt!

The BBQ Pit
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Oh so you think it’s a good idea to pass the guy in front of you doing 5 less than the speed limit without checking the left lane, did you? You gave me a nice fright; I managed only barely to avoid getting broadsided by your piece of shit sedan. The least you could have done was oh I don’t know STOPPED when you heard (you *must *have heard it!) the squealing of tires behind you, although judging by how you tried to lane-change, you wouldn’t have seen my headlights veering into the median. A cursory glance showed only cosmetic damage to my car; you are a very lucky little cunt. I hope however, that the cosmetic damage to your luxury car chaps your overly-ample cunt from here to Ragnarok.

Eat my shit,
The Sausage Creature

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This is good.

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I cunt understand. It’s either “little cunt” or “overly-ample cunt”. You cunt have both.

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I only saw that after I posted. What can I say, heat of the moment and all that.

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Dances, you should be taken out and beaten for that…But it is funny.

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Oy, nitjacker. Read again. She IS a little cunt. She HAS a big 'un. :wink: :smiley:

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Aye. Your cuntrast cuntributes much. I’ll cuntrol myself as an act of cuntrition. :wink:

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Thanks for cuntrolling yourself.

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That’s got to be the 20th bad pun so far in this thread, but who’s cunting?

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That was positively cuntemptible.

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Twat? I cunt hear you! :smiley:

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Vagina!

I didn’t do it right. did I?

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I cunt be sure. Twat did you say again, puss?

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If this cuntinues, I’m going to have an aneurism from laughing so hard.

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After much cuntemplation, I cuntend that this cuntemporaneous cuntest is cuntagious.

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Please, people. Cuntain yourselves.

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I didn’t think it was pussyble to crack (!) so many awful jokes. Somebody should cuntac twathisface… you know… the moderator for thread cleanup. I don’t want anything to do with you creeps. Nothing twatsoever!

Now all y’all stop cuntributing to this cuntroversy.

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I’m impressed by the puns in this thread… many of you are clearly thinking outside the box.

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Might as well add this: puke…pekpek…kepyas…kiki…putay…buray (cunt in Filipino, Ilonggo, Cebuano - languages/dialects in the Philippines).

TABLOID HEADLINE: The Sausage Creature fucks up the cunt!

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We’re very cuntsistent with puns around here.