I have my personal web site, and it’s used pretty much for two things – family photos, and my football pool. Today, I get a couple of e-mails from players in the pool wondering why they’re being asked for a username and password when they go to my site.
Bwuh? I have no such restriction on my site, lemme see. Sure enough, a window pops up looking for a login. I check my e-mail and find a message from my host, the titular IX Web Hosting, letting me know I’ve exceeded my allocated space on the server, so they were suspending my account.
Now, exceeding my allocated space would be a pretty fucking good trick. See, I have their Business Plus Plan, which is advertised as “Disk Storage - UNLIMITED”. How I exceeded “unlimited”, I have no idea. Perhaps I inadvertently uploaded the entirety of the internet onto my site? I mean, that still wouldn’t go against the definition of “unlimited”, but I could see them being a teensy bit curious about it.
But no, I called them up and found that to them, “Unlimited” means “When we feel you’re using too much of the server”. They put a bunch of people on a server, and if one is using more than the others, then they get this smackdown. But if everyone is using roughly the same amount (no matter how much it is), then all is kosher, so they get to keep their bullshit “unlimited” claim.
“What you need,” the customer service rep tells me, “is a dedicated server, not a shared server.”
“Uh huh…and how much more is it for that plan?”
“Oh, we don’t offer them.”
:smack:
Once football season is over, kiss my ass goodbye, IX.