So… I took a picture. Do you dare me to post a link?
[Mick Jagger voice]
I’m a shat turd!
[/Mick Jagger voice]
Hmm, that sounds like a confession! “shat-turd all over Manhattan” was another line from that song…
Digs around
When questioned he said he had finally found satisfaction.
Enjoy,
Steven
Hee hee, that is really fucking funny.
Ah! Turdus migratorius; a sure sign of spring!
Oh, man…
This is the funniest thing I’ve read since Anal Scurvy’s enema thread, when he was determined to defeat his anus.
Why are poop jokes always, always funny?
I know it’s tough but sometimes you just have to let these turds go find their own way. If it doesn’t come back then it’s likely it never really loved you in the first place.
As freakin’ hysterical as the OP is, I mainly popped in to read lieu’s (or would that be “loo”??) inevitable posts.
For some reason, I just had a feeling he’d find his way here…I guess I’m just psychic that way… 
I was drawn to this thread like a moth to flame. You see when I was in college we had a rash of phantom shittings. There was a to this day unkown person who would enter the women’s bathroom and carefully squeeze out a turd on the toilet seat.
The debate over the identity of the phantom shitter became an obsession. Was it a girl? a guy? That creepy RA. I would still give anything to know.
And please do post the picture. We are not afraid!
Rogue Poo and the Phantom Shitters, opening tonight for The Annual Migratory Turds!
Good lord, this thread is a hoot. 
Bwa ha ha haa, somebody tempted me.
OK, you asked for it - ta daaa. Unfortunately (or rather mercifully) the quality of the turd picture is somewhat low due to poor lighting conditions.
Ooh, fun to be had with that site. Which colleague to annoy first?
I think you’ll also appreciate the angry emails (in some cases from lawyers) the dude received from people who couldn’t get the concept of dynamically generated site content and variable subdomains.
Nope. While I might be thick sometimes, even I know well enuff not to click on a link like that.
Ahhhh…ignorance is bliss.
You know, this is pretty much the first time I’ve ever seen a disclaimer like this.
This has me in stiches. I just remembered my own encounter with a phantom shitter…
I was in sixth or seventh grade, it must have been at the end of the year. For some reason they called all the boys in my grade to the cafeteria while all the girls went to the gym to play. The teachers had us sit down and started asking us if we knew who did it (no one even knew what the creepy math guy was taking about). Finally some brave soul raised his hand and asked what was it that the unknown person did. And to my utter amazment, our sixth grade math teacher said to the student body gathered before him, “someone shit on the bathroom floor.” (first time I had ever heard a teacher cuss, it was great) Of course they never found out who did it, we all had our guesses. I guess it was a pretty substancial amount of shit, it stained the bathroom floor and since it was left exposed, stunk up the hall way.
I will always remember my encounter with that damn phantom shitter
Maybe the Phanton Shitter was trying to leave a message to you, Rudy.
In shite he sang to me
In doo, he came
That stench which wafts to me
And stinks, my name.
And do I breathe again
For now I find
The Phantom of the Outhouse is here
Inside my nose
He’s there…
The phantom of the outhouse
he’s there…
The phantom of the outhouse
EWWW EW EW EW EWWW EWWWWWWWW EW EW EWWWWWW
Enjoy,
Steven
oh oh oooooooh!
I got a band name quote from Coldie!
Ok, my life is complete now…
thankiee muchlee!