Did you find out who it was?
Oh come on. I know this board gets a lot of necros but 13 years on this one.
What usually amuses me most is contemplating how someone arrived at a particular zombie thread…
It’s okay, you can fess up now Mr. Clark, it was a long time ago.
Well there’s a coincidence. I pop in after a long absence to see what’s going on, and there’s one of my very old posts resurrected.
Nick, alas I was unable to dust the poo for fingerprints, so the culprit was never found.
The Phantom Shitter has shifted operations to the Pacific Northwest, and is now known as the Portland Pooper.
DNA technology has really evolved since 2002 - I think this cold case should be re-opened.
Me too. What were the search terms?
Dammit! A serial shitter on a shitting spree. Think about the lives you affected, jjimm. If you had only cooperated with the police 13 years ago, you could have prevented this.
Who knows what evil lurks in the bowels of men?
I’m just happy to learn there was a poster with the username Judith Prietht.
I’m happy to know that somehow, in some way, people can still be surprised that shit happens.
Lets go down to the quarry and throw stuff down there.
Oh god is that still going on?
Should I tell the story I was told about how every single morning someone would arrive at work and find a human turd had been laid in the door step overnight?
This phantom shitter ate his fiber I tell you whut.
Oh yes. If only your phantom shifter had had access to a quarry.
Sometimes it’s hard to believe this shit
Of course thirteen years later, we have a lot cheaper cameras, and a lot more of them
Reminds me of “National Lampoon’s Highschool yearbook”-Estes Kefauver HS had to cancel the swim meet with “Our Lady of Pain” HS-because a “vandalism” was discovered floating in the pool.
I’m amazed the Op still has the photo uploaded to a linkable site (#52). What’s a thread without pics?