Toby Keith has a house in the country near where I live and I drive home by it everyday.
So I am driving on the country farm to market road, minding my own business, going the speed limit (55mph). It is getting dark.
I drive a Geo Metro (actually it is a Suzuki Swift, but is the same as a metro.) I am listening to the tape deck and all of a sudden I am pissed off beyond all reason. I don’t know why.
I reaize that something has smacked me in the face. This would piss anyone off. I realize it was my airbag. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK. Then I doze out.
The police officer that came determined that I must be one hell of a driver to have stayed on the narrow road after striking a WILD FUCKING HOG.
It totaled my feeble car to bits. We found this monstrocity in the ditch, dead thanks me.
Your welcome.
The cop told me that they tend to travel in packs, and never cross into roads unless they are getting chased by something. Wild pigs do not have natural preditors where I live, except for stupid ass fucking red necks that hunt them for their gamey meat.
This is where I have the problem with that dooche bag Toby Keith.
This bastard pig ran out away from something that chased it from a big old pack of bastard pigs.
TOBY FUCK YOU. You own ALL the land out there. It had to been you or someone you knew because it came from your hizzy. ASS.
My shoulder hurts, and now I am without my beloved red beer can on wheels.
Oh , and if you want to see pictues of this pig, send me your cell phone number in an email to danny_lancaster@yahoo.com and I will send them to you on your cell phone.
Watch out for those bastards, the drought conditions have chased these creatures out of the creek beds looking for water. :smack:
So you are saying that Toby Keith probably ran that pick out in the road personally and more likely than not, he deliberately targeted you and your car. I’d say you are pretty lucky. Most people that have run-in’s like that with country legends don’t fair nearly as well. I am sure the police have seen the “country star uses wildlife for mayhem” angle before. Call them and report what you reported here. They will know what to do.
Well, he’s cursing out Toby Keith, and I have a longstanding policy in support of that. Anytime anybody hates Toby Keith, I’m happy. But I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here.
We share yet another boat, Marley23. I came in ready to help rip into Toby “Ford Trucks Rule and Oh Yeah Use 22-666-COLLECT” Keith, but now I’m just confused.
Hate to ruin your rant but according to pollstar there is a Toby Keith I love this Bar concert in OK City tonight. Maybe it was just trying to hump that red beer can you were driving.
Oh dear Og. If he’d have smacked my mother, he’d either be my new hero someone I’d offer to marry. Since he hasn’t, I just can’t stand all his knee-jerk bullshit as Marley23 said.
Lemme get this straight: Toby Keith personally released a wild hog on the highway in front of your car out of the back of his yellow pick-up truck while singing jingoistic songs and slapping your mother?
