“Stupid ass” or not, think how many more pigs there’d be without the “fucking red necks.”
Well, it may be misguided and confusing, but it’s a pitting of Toby Keith. That’s all that matters. I hate him. I hate his music. I hate the truck he dri-iives.
And does anybody else think he sounds like he is saying “I’m a Ford truck man. That’s all I dry heave.”
More likely, he’s taking lessons from the pig.
Is there some sort of unwritten (or written) rule that says you must take mind-altering drugs before starting a thread in the pit?
What’s all this about Toby Keith running out in front of somebody’s car?
Toby Keith, I striking your pig!'
Maybe this is the hog he rode in on? If so, no thank you; I really don’t want to see the picture.
What happens on the farm, stays on the farm.
In Soviet Russia, pigs teach you!
Why would anyone name a pig ‘Toby’?
Already had a pig named “Garth Brooks?”
He better start studying harder or he’s going to flunk the class.
He ran down his teacher and tried to blame it on some dude named Toby.
I like Toby Keith’s cds.
They’ve made excellent decorative beer coasters.
How I read the OP:
“I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’”
With all due respect to the late Hunter S. Thompson, of course.
At least they were not giant radioactive ants.
(Thery weren’t, right?)
You people are heartless! Is no one concerned about the pig? I bet he had a little sow and piglets at home that have lost their loved one and around Christmas, too! Won’t someone think of the piglets?
TD, hope you’re not in too much pain.
Well, I personally would welcome our new giant radioactive ant overlords.
Could be, now that you mention it. I’ve had two Fords, and that’s about the reaction I get from them anymore. Especially when Toby Keith is involved.
We can’t stop here! This is bat country!
You rule!