Fuck You Toby Keith!!!

[Translucent_Daydream]

@zagloba

“Stupid ass” or not, think how many more pigs there’d be without the “fucking red necks.”

A non stupid ass red neck will not engage the animal and allow it to flee onto a road.

The only road out there.

That is what in fact makes one stupid ass. They do it with deer (usually chasing them down with trucks.)

[lieu]

I hadn’t previously realized that pigs could come in hollow points.

[Translucent_Daydream]

@ZebraShaSha

How I read the OP:

“I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’”

With all due respect to the late Hunter S. Thompson, of course.

That was funny as hell.

[Miller]

I think the idea, here, is that Keith, or one of his buddies, was out hunting pigs and chased one out into the road in front of Translucent’s car.

Seems to be a few intuitive leaps in the logic, there, but that seems to be the gist of it.

[CynicalGabe]

@Miller

I think the idea, here, is that Keith, or one of his buddies, was out hunting pigs and chased one out into the road in front of Translucent’s car.

Seems to be a few intuitive leaps in the logic, there, but that seems to be the gist of it.

But at what point did he shoot the clerk?

[DiosaBellissima]

@Toby Keith "Courtesy of the Red

Oooh, justice will be served and the battle will rage. Our good pigs will win every time they rattle your Geo (Metro). You’ll be sorry that you messed with, the P- I- of G! 'Cuz he’ll put a dent in your Geo- It’s the American Way!

[gaucho]

@zagloba

“Stupid ass” or not, think how many more pigs there’d be without the “fucking red necks.”

Feral hogs have exponentially expanded their range in the past decade or so because stupid-ass fucking red neck douchebags have illegally introduced them to new habitats so they can hunt them.

Cite: Eastern liberal elitist New Yorker Magazine, last week

[Rysdad]

@ZebraShaSha

How I read the OP:

“I was somewhere around Toby’s house, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like ‘I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe I shouldn’t drive.’ Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around me, and the ground was full with what looked like huge boars, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming: ‘Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?’”

The next Dixie Chicks album will include a song about how Toby Keith sends his nozdruls out to do his nefarious bidding.

That is, if the Dixie Chicks ever have a new album.

[Shirley_Ujest]

@lieu

I hadn’t previously realized that pigs could come in hollow points.

Especially with a cork screw shaped wee wee.
Now, that’s some shootin’ son!

[zagloba]

@gaucho

Feral hogs have exponentially expanded their range in the past decade or so because stupid-ass fucking red neck douchebags have illegally introduced them to new habitats so they can hunt them.

Cite: Eastern liberal elitist New Yorker Magazine, last week

Well, I certainly don’t support that. Nor would I support intentionally chasing the pigs onto a public roadway. I could get behind an effort to eliminate feral pig populations, though.

[Ethilrist]

@Otto

Toby was probably just trying to teach the pig to sing.

Well, the OP seems to have taught it how to fly… for a few seconds, anyway…

@CynicalGabe

Lemme get this straight: Toby Keith personally released a wild hog on the highway in front of your car out of the back of his yellow pick-up truck while singing jingoistic songs and slapping your mother?

Hey, some people would pay good money to see that…