Fuck You Toilet Paper Bandit!!!!!

The BBQ Pit
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I hate you! I loath you so much for your apparent lack of the ability to flush a toilet and clean up after yourself in the bathroom.

This is a college campus and the engineering department for fucks sake. Everybody in this building should be able to flush a toilet- no matter where you are from!!

This is the kind of childish activity I would expect to find in an elementary school- NOT AT A UNIVERSITY!!! How hard is it to flush a fucking toilet?!? By the time you arrive at University the “how to” of using and flushing a toilet should be second nature!

Now you might say:* is this a one time occurrence, or every now and then? Or are there the automatic flushers that do not work properly*? I only wish that were so.

It is every day, all day. Stall after stall you vandalize- you fucking stupid bitch. (Yes, it is the womens bathroom). I get so tired of the fact that some days when I go to use the facilities the only non icky toilet is the handicapped stall(which I feel guilty using by the way).

All five stalls in the bathroom unuseable because of you!

How many butt seat covers must you use and why do you need to throw toilet paper all over the place? Why do you leave your excrement in the toilet without even bothering to attempt to flush? Why is there always a 2 to 3 foot piece of toilet paper on the floor in every stall you leave your mark on? Why do you stuff anywhere from 3 to 6 of those paper butt seat covers in the toilet on top of it all? What the fuck is with that!!!

Fuck You Toilet Paper Bandit!!!

I have a feeling that it is one of the staff/faculty or a grad student due to the fact that it continued all through winter break. I am a full time employee here and monday thru Friday I am here from 9am - 6pm and it happens everyday. I call maintainance everyday and I know they are completely sick of me because I call a lot

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Leaving a public bathroom like that is inexcusable, but I think the general consensus is that if there isn’t somebody in a wheelchair right there who’d need the handicap stall, you don’t need to feel guilty about using it. I know I use them on that basis, if there’s a line.

I don’t understand those stupid seat covers. I’ve been well assured that you can’t pick up anything from a toilet seat. Only my LEGS touch them anyway. It does gross me out when people leave pee ON the seat…good lord, ladies, sit down already, or at least clean up your own damn pee.

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Those automatic flushers never work properly. They’ll flush three times before I’m done peeing. Forcing me to stop the stream and stand up quickly, else have my bum lightly showered by toilet water. I think I hate them worse than unflushed toilets. At least the manual ones are predictible.