No, it is not hot. It is freezing. You know that thing outside? It’s called winter. It’s cold. It is freezing, fucking cold. The temperature in here is FREEZING. I can’t feel my fingers. Fuck you and your imaginary heat, you weird freaks.
You know the thing we’re inside? It’s called a “house”. It was built for the express purpose of keeping the cold OUTSIDE so we could be nice and warm INSIDE. Why the fuck would anyone go to the time, trouble and expense to build a whole freaking house just to let the cold BACK IN? What is WRONG with you!? Go run naked in the woods if you’re hot, you weird pervert.
LEAVE THE WINDOW ALONE.
And before you go there: no, there is nothing wrong with air inside. The air is fine. It is perfectly good air. You do NOT need to “air out”. You know what’s wrong with it though? It, along with everything else is FREEZING. You are not “dying of heat” or “unable to breathe”, you are making it up you weird attention-seeking drama-llama. It is COLD. Fuck of with your window-opening dramatics. LEAVE THE WINDOW ALONE!
Whew. I feel better now.