That’d be the one on the top of your head, right?
Oh desmo, do fuck off. Right off, fuck off, take off!
Shit. cough I meant to say, you’re a fucking shit fer brains. That’s right, a monkey shat in your head and that’s what passes for your brains.
Now go find someone else to piss on, feeble one.
NHIB, please show some ID. You have to be at least 13 to post here.
Now elpadre, do you wish to pit the woman who used a check on the express line or do you want to pit the fat donut eating bitch who prevented you from drinking your skim milk for a few nano-seconds?
If it is the former, then she was being inconsiderate and perhaps you should talk to the manager of the store so that the rules can be more rigorously enforced. If it is the latter, then you are just about as bright as your great defender NHIB.
How old are you, BG?
I wish to pit the fat donut eating bitch who insisted on using a cheque in the express line. I hope you don’t mind. And your statement that cheques are permitted is a lie. So I’m pitting you too.
He’s over 13. He’d be 15 by now.
Grow the fuck up,elpadre…life’s like that.Wow!..you had to wait for her to write a check?!Who the fuck cares?Maybe she didn’t realize what an important skinny asshole you are.
It’s the fucking Pitt
It’s the fucking Pitt
It’s the fucking Pitt
It’s the fucking Pitt
Calm down, you insensitive…bitch!
Er, oversensitive, not insensitive.
If you’re complaining to Brad, you left out your commas.
In the interest of reason, it is rude, if one is going to ignore the “no checks” rule and pay by check anyway, to not at least have one’s check ready but for the amount so as to make the transaction go as quickly as possible. That dosen’t seem to be the case.
It’s rude if the person at hand is a triathelete-training asshat buying vitamins, an obnoxious goateed wannabe poet buying cottage cheese, a fruitcake nature-worshipping vegetarian buying tofu, or a fat lady buying donuts, paper towels, or dog food. People should be mindful of the people behind them in line, and I get pissed off when they aren’t. (Not hours of message board screaming pissed off, but hey, maybe if I was at work with nothing to do.)
Don’t you insult people when you get pissed off? But if somebody came into the pit screaming about some granola-eating fuzzy thinker and her damned tofu (but no deoderant, of course) at the grocery store with a fucking check in the express lane, this thread would not be three pages long.
No, Big Girl thinks that you’re without a brain ‘cus yer a big fuckin’ moron. I happen to agree. (By the way, nice sentence structure there. You’re really not proving your brilliance with writing like that.)
Also, I think that elpadre has the smallest penis of everyone on the boards, including the girls.
And finally, for the record, I am a 6’ tall, skinny, blond, gorgeous, Swedish supermodel, so there.
blah, it’s not my fault! I live in Pittsburgh, so typing out “Pitt” just seems natural.
still, I’m an idiot. I’ll just go back to my cave now
I would agree except all these other pertinent points were ignored in the OP so that he could be “descriptive”. Here is the OP in it’s entirety:
Note how the OP uses the insult (fat bitch) and embellishes it with useless peice of information (buying donuts), yet fails to mention that the check-out line does not accept checks.
It was only after he was called on for starting this thread just to rag on fat people did he mention that there was no check cashing on said express line. It doesn’t seem to me that elpadre is as stupid as NHIB. He worded the OP that way so that he could be insulting to fat people, yet be able to hide behind the “she was being inconsiderate” sheild when the shit started flying.
Oh, come the fuck on… “Fat Bitch Paying for her Donuts?” Not negative?
You can indeed say fat or fatty and such without using it in a degrading way but the OP did not have to include “Fat Bitch” unless the fact that he found her fat was some factor. Pit anyone you like for whatever you like but using “Fat Bitch” instead of just “Bitch” and then claiming it was not meant as a negative is just … well, thats just silly. If a mentally retarded man is bothering you somehow do you call him a retard? After all, it is descriptive…
If you want to Pit people for being fat that’s your prerogative but if you’re going to pit someone for holding up the line it has nothing to do with said someone being fat.
Just to throw my $.02 in, why aren’t you also pitting the cashier who allowed the woman to pay with a check even though the lane clearly stated (I assume) that you couldn’t pay with checks? It seems that you should be angry at the cashier for not upholding store policy in addition to said “fat bitch” for holding you up that oh-so-important 30 seconds. While I agree that it was rude for her to pay with a check, I also don’t see what her weight has to do with it, and I think that it’s inconsistent to be mad only at her and not the person who didn’t enforce store policy.
I’m going to skip over all the “fat” brouhaha, and just take a moment to ask a question and make some observations.
I’m assuming from the OP’s use of the word cheque that s/he is not located in the United States. Is this correct?
Now, the observations. If, indeed, this individual is in a country other than the US, I would be interested to know of the procedural differences in paying with a check versus using a credit card. In my location* it takes much longer to use a credit card than write a check. (note: I know that in some larger cities this would most likely not be true, and that if you’re far afield from your home, check writing is a no-no anyway. No Out of Town checks, you know.)
If I am writing a check to pay for goods, I write the check**, show ID, get receipt, and leave. If I am paying with a credit card I swipe card, wait for print out, sign print out, give printouts, my card, and ID to cashier for comparison of signatures and picture confirmation, I receive my copy of signed receipt, ID and card back, then wait on printed out receipt from register confirming that card was accepted.
Now, I know this makes little difference to the person inconvenienced, especially if the lane specified no checks, but, in the defense of the poor woman, she could have been unfamiliar with the store, and under the impression that checks take less time than credit, in a hurry, and realized her mistake of getting in the wrong lane too late. In the end, if you had to wait for maybe a minute or two, that isn’t really all that long unless you were having to hold your breath or something. You should have taken the opportunity to catch up on the doings of Oprah, Prince William, and the aliens that look like rutabagas in the tabloid headlines. 
However…if she waited until after the whole thing was rung up, then had to fish out the checkbook and started writing, she needs to be educated on being a little more considerate. If I know I’m going to write a check, that little piece of paper is filled out with everything but the amount and my signature before my purchases are totaled.
My preference for paying, though, is the debit card. A marvel that requires a swipe, a pin code, and nothing else. Swipe, hit four numbers, take receipt and leave. Beautiful.
FB
- my location is probably different than your location, therefore your experience could be different from mine. This makes neither of us bad or wrong.
**my checks have my license number, birth date, address, and telephone number already on them, so the cashier must only verify the info and signature are correct.
So…we’ve got an OP that includes such vital descriptive information as “fat bitch” and that she was buying doughnuts, but leaves out piddling little information like the fact that checks are not accepted in the express lane at this grocery. Finely crafted writing, that. :rolleyes:
Lamest. Pitting. ever.
CrazyCatLady, who is fat and also frequently and unrelatedly a bitch
I was mildly annoyed. Now I’m mostly amused.
Robin
Well, in Memphis, some lines specifically say cash only and some don’t. None have any restrictions on the size or weight of the customers who are permitted to use the express lane(s) (Or their temperment).
I believe that calling that woman who slowed him down a “fat bitch” has really detracted from the issue.