Fuckin Cafe Society parody threads.

[Cuckoorex]

Well, SkipMagic locked my nonreal cat thread, calling it a “parody thread” even though I explained in the thread that although it was based on a joke, I started thinking about it and was curious to see how many people could come up with. So now I have to wonder if I can ever post any nonserious topics there.

[lieu]

@Ethilrist

Rats, the linked thread is closed.

Dances with Wolves.

I can’t remember the title and it’s buggin’ me…
Set in the old west, some cowhands are involved in a shootout and their friend gets hit in the gut and dies painfully, calling out to them for help they can’t give because they’re pinned down. They vow revenge and follow the shooter(s) to a camp cabin. There, with the shooter protected by other ranch hands, they wait for him to come out of the cabin to take a dump in the outhouse. He finally does, they swing the door open and shoot him dead.

Ring a bell? What was that movie called?

[Cuckoorex]

@lieu

I can’t remember the title and it’s buggin’ me…
Set in the old west, some cowhands are involved in a shootout and their friend gets hit in the gut and dies painfully, calling out to them for help they can’t give because they’re pinned down. They vow revenge and follow the shooter(s) to a camp cabin. There, with the shooter protected by other ranch hands, they wait for him to come out of the cabin to take a dump in the outhouse. He finally does, they swing the door open and shoot him dead.

Ring a bell? What was that movie called?

I believe that was Unforgiven.

[descamisado]

@Cuckoorex

I believe that was Unforgiven.

Yeah, I just PM’d that answer to lieu 'cause I didn’t want to possibly embarass myself in public.

Sheeeeeeeeeeeit! I’ll never forgive myself for being so reticent.

[lieu]

Thanks. It’d been so long since I’d seen it I couldn’t sequence it with the rest of the movie. That must have been that Dook of Death they were talking about.

[cochrane]

@mhendo

Maybe i’m bit thick, but could someone tell me what the linked thread was a parody of?

It looked like a perfectly genuine thread topic to me. Somewhat scatological, of course, but i saw no indication that it was intended as a parody, or that the OP was merely looking for joke responses.

It wasn’t a parody of one specific thing. Rather, it seemed like it was a “monkey see, monkey do” response to other non-serious threads such as “movies featuring cats that have no actual cats in the movie” and “movies where people brush their teeth.” A sheep following the herd in attempting to be humorous by way of imitation, if you will.

[Cuckoorex]

@cochrane

It wasn’t a parody of one specific thing. Rather, it seemed like it was a “monkey see, monkey do” response to other non-serious threads such as “movies featuring cats that have no actual cats in the movie” and “movies where people brush their teeth.” A sheep following the herd in attempting to be humorous by way of imitation, if you will.

Because Cafe Society threads are SO serious. Give me a fucking break. Don’t worry, I’ll stay off your lawn, Old Man Dithers.

[Cuckoorex]

And I already explained in my nonreal cat thread that yes, the idea germinated as a joke, but I thought it was an interesting topic. And it produced a link to an Italian animated short that I thought was great. Who made you the judge of what’s serious enough for Cafe Society?

[Mesquite-oh]

Maybe the op’s dump thread example was intended as a parody of other puposefully silly threads, but on it’s own it was a decent question that deserved answering and not closing.

As a kid, I remember someone desribing Indiana Jones as looking as if he has not had a dump for days. I began to wonder, when and where does Indiana Jones have a chance to take dump? Which of course led me to think about when and where Han Solo, Chewbacca, and Darth Vader let em lose.

I’m just saying, even in this pit thread, people want to continue talking about the topic of characters crapping in movies!

[cochrane]

@Cuckoorex

And I already explained in my nonreal cat thread that yes, the idea germinated as a joke, but I thought it was an interesting topic. And it produced a link to an Italian animated short that I thought was great. Who made you the judge of what’s serious enough for Cafe Society?

Nobody, actually. Take it up with SkipMagic, since he locked them. Your fight isn’t with me. Who made you judge of what people can bitch about in the Pit?

[Cuckoorex]

@cochrane

Nobody, actually. Take it up with SkipMagic, since he locked them. Your fight isn’t with me. Who made you judge of what people can bitch about in the Pit?

Who made you the judge of what people can bitch about when it comes to bitching about people bitching in the pit?

I WIN.

[cochrane]

@Cuckoorex

Who made you the judge of what people can bitch about when it comes to bitching about people bitching in the pit?

I WIN.

NUH-UH!

Your leaps in logic are so flagrant, the mere mention of your name by Captain Kirk is sufficient to short-circuit an android.

PWN3D!!!1111!!!

[Cuckoorex]

YAH HUH!

YOUR leaps in logic make Spock poop his pants.

PWN3D!!!1111!!! +1

[cochrane]

@Cuckoorex

YAH HUH!

YOUR leaps in logic make Spock poop his pants.

PWN3D!!!1111!!! +1

Actually, Spock should be so old in the upcoming Star Trek movie, he probably has Bendii’s Syndrome. He just might poop his pants in that one

[Sapo]

@cochrane

FOAD. Especially you. Fuckin’ shitpigs

Reported. I hear there is a crackdown in threats and death wishes.

[msmith537]

@cochrane

First time I’ve complained about a thread since I’ve been here.

Here’s a Pro-Tip: If you don’t like people bitching about an imbecilic thread you made, you don’t have to read it. Nobody’s asking for your fucking approval. That’s what the Pit is for.

FOAD. Especially you. Fuckin’ shitpigs

I am reporting you to the thread on insult-noun combos.

Oh and the jerk frat dude takes a massive dump in Van Wilder during his med school interview.

[MadTheSwine]

@lieu

I can’t remember the title and it’s buggin’ me…
Set in the old west, some cowhands are involved in a shootout and their friend gets hit in the gut and dies painfully, calling out to them for help they can’t give because they’re pinned down. They vow revenge and follow the shooter(s) to a camp cabin. There, with the shooter protected by other ranch hands, they wait for him to come out of the cabin to take a dump in the outhouse. He finally does, they swing the door open and shoot him dead.

Ring a bell? What was that movie called?

I shot that fucker three times.
He was takin’ a shit.

@lieu

Thanks. It’d been so long since I’d seen it I couldn’t sequence it with the rest of the movie. That must have been that Dook of Death they were talking about.

Duck of death.

[cochrane]

@msmith537

I am reporting you to the thread on insult-noun combos.

Assclown. Fartnozzle. Cockwaffle. Turdburglar. Fucktard. Monkey fucker.

These are all words I yelled at the shitnozzle who cut me off in traffic this afternoon, and it felt good saying them.

And I’ll continue using them in the Pit. I’m not going to write in a different style from how I speak when I want to vent against someone or something.

Yes, I know this is off-topic, but just sayin’.

[levdrakon]

Shut up, turdmuffin.

[descamisado]

@cochrane

And I’ll continue using them in the Pit. I’m not going to write in a different style from how I speak when I want to vent against someone or something.

Yes, I know this is off-topic, but just sayin’.

For some reason, calling trangressors against my sanity, equilibrium and zen-like way of living BASTARDO-MOTHERFUCKERS restores my sense of peace.

Yes, the added “o” makes it either an adjective or them an Italian bastard, and it’s quite satisfying to say. Try it, you’ll see.