It was a car-honking protest organized largely by a conservative group funded by our esteemed SecEduc Betsy Devos and her family. “Please stay in your cars!” the organizers pleaded. Only many of frothy shit-stains who showed up didn’t bother staying in their cars. They got out, milled about, carried picket signs, stood shoulder to shoulder, and drew attention to their tiny dicks with their big black assault rifles.
Marian Sheridan, one of the organizers of the protest said, “Citizens are frankly tired of being treated like babies. As adults, we now know what needs to be done to stay safe.”
Well, you fucking grease pit of a human being, apparently y’all don’t know what needs to be done, according to the pictures and video I’m seeing.
Some of these fucking jagholes were comparing the current situation to being put in prison without cause. Some of them were claiming the state was seizing their property because the governor wasn’t allowing them to visit vacation homes. “Don’t tread on me!” they whined.
On the plus side, every nurse friend I know in Michigan is livid about these cunt-clowns right now, even the ones that lean conservative/Trumpy. My Facebook feed is full of first- and second-hand rants about these turds from people across the Mitten State. From healthcare professionals, their families, from people who I haven’t seen share or say one thing remotely “political” in the past ten years. These loud, Confederate flag-waving racists that french kissed each other for several hours on national television today are now the face of the anti-Whitmer coalition in the state. They are being mocked, ridiculed, sworn at and shamed. Any low-information voter in Michigan who may have heretofore been a bit irked by the inability to hop on their pontoon boat or head Up North or buy paint will now clearly see the contorted, angry faces of the vermin who are protesting science and the governor. People in Michigan continue to see how fucking stupid and dangerous the anti-Whitmer, anti-science, pro-Trump crowd has become.
I hope the faces of these brainless assholes become as famous as the racist fucks in Charlottesville. But now I also fear these sphincter-rats will spread the coronavirus further across my state, right when it was looking like things were possibly taking a turn for the better.