I don’t go to stores, but the comment that leaps to mind is, “God, you must have a tiny dick, to be so insecure in your manhood that wearing a mask is too scary for you. Please stay back, I don’t want your tiny-dicked baby spittle landing on me - my balls might shrink from the exposure.”
Exactly. Hell yeah I’m living in fear.
Seeing this thread reminded me that I go back into the office next week. They’ve had my department on an alternating schedule – one week working at home, then one week working in the office. I’ve gotten used to it. When the state-wide mask mandate went into effect, the company provided all employees with three cloth masks – two that appear to be commercially made, and one cut from t-shirt material.
The actual office side of the building has been marked so that all hallways are now single-direction. The exception to this is if you’re wearing a mask, in which case you can walk wherever you like. This has resulted in a near 100% mask-wearing rate for people in the office area; many of them have taken the time to purchase or make masks with pretty fabrics, or with a favorite sports team logo on them.
People who work in production, testing, inspection, or other departments housed in the warehouse side of the building are under no such restrictions. Even when two or more employees are in a confined workspace about the size of a typical walk-in closet, no one is wearing a mask. Some of them will wear a mask chinstrap-style when entering the office area, and others will sometimes to remember to wear a mask so they can ignore the office area’s directional markings (there are no such markings in the warehouse). At least one of them wears a handmade sign on their shirt proclaiming that they can’t wear a mask due to a medical issue. Many employees in this area are quick to inform you that they don’t understand what all the fuss is about, as this is “just the flu,”, and that masks don’t block the virus anyway so what’s the point of wearing one unless you want to give in to living in fear.
Of all the ways “living in fear” could manifest, I would never have thought that “wearing a mask” would be it. I mean, it’s so easy a three year old can do it. It’s absolutely no effort to do.
Wearing pants is harder. Persons who wear pants are clearly living in fear of reprisal. Cowardly babies, those pants-wearers.
Try elastic waists.
Well…
Of course it had to be FloridaMan. And the local sherriff’s department even sassed him in the report…
Was pondering whether to put this one in stupid gun news or in here, decided on here…
A Delta flight from Detroit to Atlanta was delayed after two passengers refused to wear masks.
At least he kept his finger off the trigger…
I saw that - the white dude looks like a fuckin video game geek.
How about this sweet lady with the come hither smile?
What is it with these people and pizza shops???
That is an excellent warning poster about face piercings.
Why do airplanes return to the gate to eject unruly passengers? I’d be fine with them just opening the door and booting them off. Have a cop drive out to arrest them.
Since this is the pit, I would propose the North by Northwest villain solution.
After the henchmen complains about taking the double spy on the plane:
Phillip Vandamm : Of course I am. Like our friends, I too believe in neatness, Leonard. This matter is best disposed of from a great height… over water.
Arrest them all and put them in cages like has been done to immigrant children. Of course let those poor children out first, remember Trump assured us that children don’t get or transmit COVID 19.
I was thinking his expression in the mug shot just screamed, That worked out so differently in my head.
FOD can wreak havoc on a jet engine if the cops were a little slow getting out there.
Use the rear door.
And then the next jet in line sucks up the human FOD.
Still not a solution for the airplanes. Is a solution for the maskhole. So there’s that.
In either case, you have a super-spreader.
:flees: