Fucking U.S. customs....

Watch out Bongmaster, I have plenty of friends in Philly who would love to stuff your pipe up your ass for such a complete lack of knowledge of current world events.

I mean, after your government has spent another couple months in the war on terror and failed to find Saddam, Osama, or bomb-wielding Canadians, don’t you think that anyone who uses illegal drugs isn’t gonna be next on the hit list?

Don’t think I haven’t looked into it–not all Americans think their country is the best on earth. But something tells me that a 45-year-old American English teacher wouldn’t be actively sought after by Canadian employers.

All I know is that the Quebec government passed gay civil unions on June 24, 2002, and on June 25, 2002, I received about three marriage proposals from the States.