Fucking Vegemite thief.

I had a large helping of Vegemite on my breakfast burrito this morning.

Coming after the previous four posts, I am so hoping that breakfast burrito is an actual food and not a cutesy euphemism, if you get what I mean.

:smiley:

In your panty? perhaps it,s vagemite.

What, no breakfast burritos down there?

Basic breakfast burrito: Scrambled eggs, bacon, hashbrown potatoes, cheese, and hot sauce wrapped up in a large flour tortilla. Or you could use breakfast sausage, chorizo, ham, no meat at all… whatever you want. It’s your burrito.

By God, its her burrito, she can do with it as she pleases, and put it anywhere she likes! I would counsel prudence in the application of hot sauce, but outside of that…

Jokes aside, Australia has almost no Mexican population to speak of so while we’re certainly aware of Mexican food (and there are plenty of Mexican restaurants and supermarkets sell Mexican food kits and salsa etc) the edited highlights are no, we don’t have breakfast burritos here by and large.

You poor, poor deprived souls. First I hear that the cost of books is outrageous down under, now I hear that you have no breakfast burritos! No amount of yeast product can make up for this.

Vegemite does taste something like a yeast infection. (Please, don’t ask how I know.) Perhaps that’s connected in some way to how it ended up in the one poster’s panties.

I’ll tell you though. I would still eat it over durian.

What, like a sauce?

Where’s the “clown” smiley?

They probably threw away your vegemite because they thought it was a jar of runny cat shit that had gone past its expiration date.

The SO threw away my ‘travel jar’ of Vegemite, and my little jar of Marmite when she saw the expiry date, once.

Once.

She didn’t admit it, but I know she did. And I made sure she knew that Vegemite doesn’t expire.

(‘Travel jar’: A jar I refill from the 2.5 kg pail, so I can take Vegemite with me.)

Not veggies but… Yeast spread? And here I’ve been telling people to go see a doctor for that.

I wager some intrepid soul, hungry for a snack after a long day, attempted his first taste of Vegemite, and – discovering that the spread must clearly be spoiled – helpfully disposed of the foul substance before anyone could be accidentally poisoned.

This topic has awaken in me my desire to try strange new foods. Pray tell, before I buy this concoction, what does vegemite taste like? I think I saw it at my local market, I’m curious enough to get a jar and try it but I want to know what I’m getting myself in to. Is it sweet, salty? What does it smell like? Is it good for you?

Have you ever smelled a stock cube? It tastes sorta similar. Salty yeasty with a touch of acrid. lots of B vitamins and salt.

Same weird people who read Footrot Flats, I imagine.

Regards,
-Bouncer-

I think I wants to find some. That sounds pretty good.

Footrot Flats is from New Zealand. New Zealanders eat Marmite, not Vegemite.

Does Vegemite really not expire? As an non-Aussie that can’t get enough of it, I brought back a whole bunch without realizing that it all technically expires in a few months. How long can I realistically go past that date?