I remember feeding this to my son when he was still a baby on toast, this is why us Aussies love the stuff we eat it from a very young age. They used to make Vegemite in Melbourne and I remember as a young guy driving past the factory thinking it must be like some salty Willy Wonka factory!
mmmmmmmm, now I’m hungry!
Wow, that’s a heck of a lot less Vegemite than I use, but I’m not Aussie.
I started with that much, but I use a lot more than that now.
It’s still made in the same factory. You can smell it, some days, driving past.
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Yeah, I think I’ve just become way desensitized over time. This is closer to how I do it.
Has some sort of spread been applied to that toast, or did Satan fart on it?
Man that makes me hungry. I may still have a little bit left in my jar.
I wish I could find a way to move to where this stuff is made.
I believe we have the proper response to such yeasty spreads here. 
Did you read the caption under that picture?
Maybe you should go see someone… a cardiologist or something. But an Aussie one.
ETA: Re-reading… “keep nerves at bay”-- what the heck does that mean? To me, keeping something at bay means keeping it at a distance. Keep your nerves at a distance? Is it possible this caption was not written by a medical professional?
Not perzackly. More like restraining a threatening hostile force from injuring. A dog straining on his leash to tear your nuts off is “at bay”. Unless the leash breaks. Then, he isn’t.
I can only assume that stealing a jar of vegemite was the prescribed punishment for some other offense.
So smearing yourself with Vegemite will keep your nerves calm while wild dogs are tearing your nuts off?
Those aren’t wild dogs, they are dingoes! And those aren’t your nuts, mate, those are…oh, wait, guess they were. Cold one?
And why was your baby on toast?
Baby-eating spiders are very particular, and it has to be whole wheat. Doesn’t always work, even then.
WOOT! Found two nearly empty jars in my panty that I didn’t know about. Vegemite toast, I have so missed you.
You have vegemite in your panties? 
Doesn’t everybody?
That’s not vegemite.