Typo Knig and I have been joking for many years about getting a Pepe le Pew cookie jar to use as an urn for him.
We now own the jar - and therein lies quite a tale:
Just over a year ago, we each had surgery. Mine was wrist surgery. His was knee surgery, 10 days later.
I couldn’t drive, for obvious reasons. My son dropped us off but had to go to work. A friend was going to pick us up afterward. The surgery was done in a standalone surgical center, miles from home.
She called me, while I was in the waiting area, because she couldn’t find the place.
I said “it’s near the outlet mall”. She called a few minutes later, still unable to find it. She saw a shopping center, but the nearest building that might be the street number was a funeral home. Note: the subject came up today, and she denies having told me it was a funeral home but I’m certain it was, because that was the clue that let me know she was in the wrong area - as I knew where that particular funeral home was, and it was at the other end of the town, several miles away.
Well, it turns out, Typo Knig had texted her the directions - and transposed 2 digits of the street number. Think 9080 versus 9800 or whatever.
So I cleared things up, and she arrived, and he came out of his surgery, and we got home, and a good time was not had by anyone for a while.
A week later, she presented him with… a Pepe le Pew cookie jar. (Pepe and Penelope together, actually).
She had found it on eBay… and placed the order the morning of the surgery. And she tells us that as she hit that “pay” button, she yelled “You’d better not be an omen!!!”.
And then she wound up at the funeral home instead of the surgery center. :eek::eek::eek: