Mr. Q. Ped has decided to do some re-writing of his candy heart collection. He’s currently accepting submissions - with each one he picks being worth $1 gazilliion.
The rules are simple – the phrase can be no longer than 2 lines, 5 spaces on the first line, 4 spaces on the second.
What would your award-winning entry be?
(Mods: I just realized this should be in the game room thread - please feel free to move!)
Drop
trou
eat
me
got
Val
spank
me
blue
pill
icnhz
bj?
It’s
Blue
shank
you
Hard4
you
Swoon
4U
hard.
wet?
lol, y’all are a horny bunch of devils. Where’s the romance people?? You guys always crack me up and make my world a fun place.
Hmm…
MakeU
Safe
Lol - in my world that translates to
Tied
Up4U
I like the way you think.
or…
ILT
WYT
I keep reading that as
ILT
WYLT
even though I understand what you are acronyming!
I like this.
Will you like this?
I suppose that’s romantic. 
Big
Hug
Kiss
Here
Bite
Me
Bed
NOW!
The first are kind of sweet… the last two fit more with the rest of the thread.
H8
Vday
Bug
OFF