Just saw this on HuffPost
If anything cried out for representation, it’s something like this – but with Dopers
What would Dopers put on their Conversation Hearts/
**Cite?
Hi Opal!
1920s-style Death Ray
Og Loves You
**
I have an internal, chemical response in your presence. Unless you don’t approve of that. If so, please enjoy this candy heart. Unless you don’t like candy. If so, please accept this as token of kindness, and pass it on to a friend. Unless you don’t want to support corporate holidays. In that case, please trash this and try to have a good day. <3 
It’s perfectly cromulent
My
Heart
Is
My
Cite
“IMHO” or “IANAD” and “Troll” or “Sock”(hey they deserve love too)
Please don’t balk
At my gift of chalk
Penis ensues
Gotcha Ya!
Regards,
“I could have made this better and cheaper at home”.
Link broken
Heart intact
Fucko off
Be my
Venereal
Wart
MPLIMS
The L is for Love!
Reported.
“I am nice, dammit”
Is This The Human Emotion You Call Love?
You’re
Done
I Can Make It
Better and Cheaper
At Home
I’d Declaw
My Cat
4U
Rio
by
Duran Duran
I’m circumcised
Be my asshat