If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts

God bless you
and James Otto
Always!

You know,
I loved you, once.
For twenty minutes
In the Marianas Trench.

Lmgtfy

I thought “My heart is my cite” was the winner until I saw this.

Banned
name
Love
Moderator

I Rickroll You

404

I’ve got a heart-on for U (many of us are punsters after all)

14 k of g
in a f p d

:dubious:

I love you

and shit

I
Heart
Blimps

Let’s go
to the quarry

“+1”

I heart your gormless weenie.

I
burning
your dog

My post
is my cite

1920’s style
love ray

Once
For 20 minutes
On Feb 14th

Proper
punctuation
please

Sex with sheep
is fun!

Cite

This one must be from watchwolf49.

I :heart: Jackboots