If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts

God bless you
and James Otto
Always!

You know,
I loved you, once.
For twenty minutes
In the Marianas Trench.

Lmgtfy

I thought “My heart is my cite” was the winner until I saw this.

Banned
name
Love
Moderator

I Rickroll You

404

I’ve got a heart-on for U (many of us are punsters after all)

14 k of g
in a f p d

:dubious:

I love you

and shit

I
Heart
Blimps

Let’s go
to the quarry

“+1”

I heart your gormless weenie.

I
burning
your dog

My post
is my cite

1920’s style
love ray

Once
For 20 minutes
On Feb 14th

Proper
punctuation
please

Sex with sheep
is fun!

Cite

…

This one must be from watchwolf49.

I :heart: Jackboots