If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts

I :heart: U
For
‘Reasons’

No Warning Issued, Since We Each Derive Gratification From The Other’s Position.

Damnit, I was gonna post that.
(The above is my comment, and my SDMB candy heart phrase)

You ninja’d my heart!

Beat it

I was thinking:

Sparkly Jackboots

Omnibuses R Us

Trock ‘n’ Troll

You Know
Who Else
Liked Candy?

I posted several I wrote to twitter last week. This one, which took the longest to make, is my favorite.

Need
Answer
Fast

Junior
Mod

My most favorite…‘BAM’

Be My Ladle

I Love You More Than Pan-Fried Semen

You know, I own a company that makes “swag” for businesses and organizations, and one of our categories is food/candy/chocolates. I could make these candy hearts a reality, as long as we limited it to 13 custom messages and produced at least 100 of those little boxes they come in. Just throwing it out there. :smiley:

“May I have your explicit, enthustiatic permission?”

You know the rules
Where are the kitty pics?

Regards

tldr

Sd♥b

(If you can figure out how to get all caps, you can have the credit.)

SD♥Bl

SD❤️Bi

Sparkly
Loveboots
Activated