Today I got a paper I wrote back with two very big, red 90’s on the front cover. YAY!!! I had spent 3 or 4 hours on it the night before and thought I would only get a C or B on it. But I’m proud. 2nd highest grade in the class. Go me!
I also found the cutest little bed for my future dog (italian greyhound) that’s light blue and says “angel” on it. How cute is that?!
I discovered that eating a chocolate covered macadamia nut while staring at a man’s bleeding arsehole (that had 6 spikes up it) and pretending that nothing weird is going on is not a pleasent experience.*
*first day on the job as an nursing orderly.
My best friend and I cracked up while reading sample papers for the SOL (a state writing test) that we have to take on Tuesday. The topic that the students had to write on was: What is the most important skill that you need to have managed by the time you finish High School? Explain why this is most important.
My Favorites:
~ The most important skill that you learn in high school is Basketball…Basketball isn’t really a skill, but it takes skill to be good at it.
~Two papers on grammar where they spelled grammar, seriously, grammer.
~The most important thing that you learn in high school is good social skills…having good social skills will enable you to make friends easier, unless you’re the unibomber.
~The most important skill that you learn in high school is how to read and write…Without the skills of reading and writing it will be hard to get a job with an income that you can live off of and therefore, you will die…This is why when asked about what skill is most important to have learned in high school, reading and writing takes the cake. THE END.
:smack:
I hope these make everyone else laugh as much as it made us laugh.
Oh the one I left out was
~Without good people skills it is hard to conversate well with other people.
My fun little moment:
Seeing my Kentucky Wildcats kick the ever-lovin’ crap out of Vanderbilt. 106-44, the largest margin of victory in a conference game since 1956.
Not only that, but I also saw Kelenna Azubuike drop an amazing dunk. Pulled a rebound from almost shot-clock high straight down hard. Most amazing dunk I’ve ever seen in a college game, and I remember seeing Shaq at LSU.
Okay, now there’s gotta’ be a story (forgive me) behind that statement, and if it doesn’t infringe on doctor/patient confidentiality I’d damn-well like to hear it.
On a similar note, my mother works at the patient admission desk for a hospital, and has for some years, and has learned pretty that keyworks like “deep intestinal pain”, “stabbing rectal pain”, and “must see a gastroenterologist IMMIEDIATLY” means “something shoved up my bum”.
To date, she’s admitted:
One curling iron.
One Mini-Maglight flashlight.
A glass coca-cola bottle.
countless dildos (one of which was still running as of admission – Duracell really are the best, folks).
Eer, that should have read “Learned pretty quickly”. Nothing pretty about such events…