Keep your sister the hell away from fires.
The below quote made me post my favorite ridiculous mondegreen even though I don’t assume the intention of the thread was to be another mondegreen thread. I just have to post it because like this quote it is quite a stretch, but many people also heard it the way I do:
In the All Time Low song “This is how we do”, it sounds like they’re singing “We’re the butt****ing believers,” whereas they’re actually singing “we’re the back pocket believers.” I don’t know how I and hundreds of others could hear such differently-pronounced words.
Wait–what!?!
Because the target audience was too sparse a population?
–G! :rolleyes:
Speaking of mondegreens and Southern drawls, my mom heard Tom Petty’s “goood love is hard to find” as “silly willy love” 
No examples that wouldn’t be boring, but just wanted to rant against my brain. Specifically how it processes my bad hearing.
Why can’t it just say “And a [sorry, didn’t catch that part] your mother?” instead of “And a Mexican’s your mother?”
It’s my brain’s need to fill in the gaps with anything (rarely even remotely close) that gets me in trouble.
he heard you perfectly. Mints = mince