I put this list of reinterpreted abbreviations together one strange night. Add to it.
LMAO
League of Mindless, Abstract Organisims
ROTFL
Red Ocher Trading Fund, Ltd
IMHO
Immobile Mimes’ Headless Organization
WYSIWYG
White Yew Saved, International White You Gone
RTFM
Roll The Freak’s Mustang AND Redundancies, They Fill Manuals
FWIW
Farmer’s Word Is Worthless
LAG
Lacking Agrarian Growth
KKK
Kreem-Kullud Kandidate AND Krazed Klown Kapitalists AND Krap, Krap, Krap
IBM
Inferior Blowup Machines AND Insane Badass Monks AND Internal Biology Machete
DEC
Damn English Crap AND Decidedly English Czars AND Danish Eagle Candidate
VHS
Very High Saints AND Vacuous Hostess Salesmen AND Voiding High and Strong
YHWH
Yamaha High Water Highjumpers AND Youth Have Wide Heads AND Yakriding Humiliating When High
MAC
Mother’s Ass Cookies AND My Acid Crowbar AND Many Acid-headed Computers AND My Annoying Compiler
QWERTY
Queers When Easy, Regular To You AND Queensland’s White Europeans, Raging Towards You
DVORAK
Dying Veeps Over Ryan’s Anonymous Kooks AND Doomed Voles and Owls, Riding Aircars with Kort [nozzles]
(I assure you the three KKK expansions are rather severe jabs at the assholes, at least in my mind. I imagine a bloated, illiterate Evil Redneck running as the Kreem-Kullud Kandidate, for example.)