These two lines just sent me into giggles
Rue DeDay is Santa?
:eek:
Y’all have given me the hiccups. Too much! Can’t breathe! Can’t breathe!
Rocking around the Christmas tree
at the Christmas party hop.
Mistletoe hung where you can see
every couple tries to stop.
Transmogrifies into:
Oscillating around the albiro of Been born them
to the luppalo of the party I give Been born them.
Mistletoe has hung where you can see
the tests of every brace in order to arrest itself.
Christmas time is coming and the geese are getting fat…
Becomes:
The moment of Been born them is coming
and the geese are fattening.
In order to put I pray a penny
in the hat of the old man.
If you have not obtained a penny,
the penny of has bastera.
If you have not obtained God of the penny
of it has benedicali!
Well, in a similar, but less polite vein, there was this thread about the “Burn maker,” which takes your text and translates in obscenities.
My favorite translation was the replacement of the word “They” with “Them fellaters”
English-French-German-English
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With apologies to Lennon and McCartney:
English>>German>>French>>English
If I discovered itself come at times from the mother from Mary effort to me
the words speaking about an intelligence, you can be been him.
And in my hour of blackening it is rather front me
the words speaking about an intelligence, could be been it.
you let be to him you leave it are, you leaving owe him, to be to him leaving you.
Of Whisper of words of an intelligence, can be summers you.
Like defective the hearted, the people who live it in the world too much,
become an answer, let they its give, are exact
and although they can be distributed, there is still a probability that they see
that there is an answer, let it be.
you let be to him you leave it are, you leaving owe him, to be to him leaving you.
Yeah gives him an answer, could be been it.
And if the night is bewoelkt, this at mornings still a light which shines on me,
of Shine has above there, made is.
I take care of the clay of the mother of music,
Mary with me the words speaking about an intelligence come,
left opened to be to him.
you let be to him you leave it are, you leaving owe him, to be to him leaving you.
This an answer has there, could are been it.
you let be to him you leave it are, you leaving owe him, to be to him leaving you.
Of Whisper of words of an intelligence, can be summers you.
Try Spanish recipes translated into English. Here’s one, just for taste:
Rice with Candy
Ingredients
4 or 5 coconuts
cinnamon (to taste)
species nails (to taste)
1/2 free of gengibre
1 pound of rice
1 box of you happen (if it likes)
Procedure
Mix the cinnamon, the nails and gengibre crushed and do you with sufficient water. Remove milk from coconuts it strains it and it mixes (strained you) with the Coco milk. Year you leave to taste, to azucar gilded and to azucar white. Mix with rice and raisins in a kettle and move constantly so that one does not stick. Tape and cooks to untimed fire.
Well, OK, just one more:
Little kisses of the Coco
Ingredients
the 1 dry, great Coco
4 spoonfuls of mantequilla
8 spoonfuls of wheat flour
4 egg yolks
Ralladura of 1 green lemon
1 black sugar cup
1/4 vanilla teaspoon
1/4 salt teaspoon
Procedure
Ahead of time remove mantequilla from the refrigerator, so that at the time of using it this cremosa. Open the dry Coco. Sáquele the pulp. It does not clear the crust to him. Lávelo and rállelo. Plant louse 3 cups of the rallado Coco, pressing it well in the cup and combinelo with the rest of the ingredients. Lubricate a crystal mold to hornear. Form small balls with the mixture and colóquelas in the mold. The mold to the furnace by around 30 or 40 minutes ahead of time ignites the furnace to a moderate temperature of 350"F. Proceda when putting or until they gild.
MMMMMMMM Good!!!
Ok, I’m inspired by the NewsRadio thread to bump this one. Jimmy James’ book Corporate Lion Tamer was translated from English to Japanese to Engrish to become Macho Business Donkey Wrestler. Here’s a selection of the result:
I had a small house of brokerage on Wall Street… many days no business come to my hut… my hut… but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times no. I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey strong bowels were girded with strength like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo… dung. …Glorious sunset of my heart was fading. Soon the super karate monkey death car would park in my space. But Jimmy has fancy plans… and pants to match. The monkey clown horrible karate round and yummy like cute small baby chick would beat the donkey.
But let’s take that translation to German and back again, shall we? Well, screw you, I’m doing it anyway!
I had a small house of the broker activity on barrier Street… many days, which do not come business to my hut… my hut…, but Jimmy has fear? A thousand times of No., which I never doubted myself that for one minute for me knew that my ape strong intestines with strength were geumguertet like the Lende kites, with fat and that opulence from buffalo… dung ribboned. … verb-let splendourful sunset of my heart. Soon the supercarat ape death car would park in my area. But Jimmy has fantastic plans… and the trousers for bringing together. Terrible carats ape clown, which is like nice small Babykueken round and yummy, the donkey would strike.
Try using AltaVista to translate www.fark.ru into english from Russian. Hilarty ensues!
Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, for me
I’ve been an awful good girl
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Santa baby, an out-of-space convertible too, light blue
I’ll wait up for you dear
Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight
Sinister translation obtained via the English to German to French to English route:
Are killed baby, to slip a sand under the tree, because I am me
A good terrible girl
Am killed baby be and the chimney evening
Dispatch was descended to the bottom this baby, a Kabriolett Sector also waits, luminous me you expensive is gone down
As a high baby and evening hurries to the bottom the chimney it
For the lazy: http://momorgan.com/translator/