Fun Word Game

I’m guilty of using both “gay” and “lame” in the pejorative sense and recently writing “lame” when I meant “gay” while primarily addressing a homosexual. As erislover aptly points out here (I refer to Esprix’s comments here as well), “lame” is potentially insulting to the differently abled for the same reasons, and therefore is clearly unacceptable as a replacement. Ditto for “weak” and “stupid”, there are weak and stupid people who might be insulted.

As for Esprix objecting to “gay”, as I stated elsewhere, I disagree vehemently with the argument “we can use (the word) but they can’t, because they mean it pejoratively”. That we-they stuff is gonna take us backwards, not forwards.

New “PC” pronunciations of harassment and uranus: that level of PC is beyond my limited patience. Pretty soon “I love driving in your country.” will get a giggle. Again, are we progressing or regressing?

I’m asking for everyone’s help here, gay, straight, (I object to that! I watch midget (I object to that! We call ourselves little people!) porn, clearly I’m not straight!)) African-American, West-Indian-Canadians-of-African-Origin-Who-Object-To-Being-Called-Americans, awww heck everybody to help me find a replacement word for describing the musical stylings of Ricky Martin…bad example…a word to describe the act of adults going without children to a Backstreet Boys concert…um…well you know, “doing-the-thing-which-has-no-name”.

RULES

  1. No potential lawsuits. “Mickey Mouse” or “Disneyesque” are out.

  2. You can’t insult anybody. Be careful! The insulting nature of “lame” went unnoticed for quite awhile in Jester’s GD thread, even by the most self-righteous!

  3. Must immediately be seen as pejorative to a large number of people. If you believe that nothing critical should ever be uttered, I heartily encourage you to follow your own advice. Have a nice day.

  4. To repeat: one word. “Too Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar-ish” doesn’t exactly slide off the tongue (in the sense that it is not easily uttered, with apologies to those with speech impediments, sheesh) and goes against Rule #2.

Adults who go to see Backstreet Boys without kids are…

pants
stupid
weird
idiots
monkey felchers

quaint

Here’s a word that’s been looking for a home for a couple of months: cheeseflicker. It currently has no meaning attached to it, but it definitely must be an insult.

WONK

That’s totally wonked.

That man is a complete wonk.

You wonker.

Wonk off.

Are you wonking nuts?

I like what you’ve done here, Crunchy, gotta love slang that conjugates! However, I wouldn’t want to incur Wonko The Sane’s wrath. See rule 2.

“Pants” and “cheeseflicker” also have potential.

euphemistic.

But I like wonky boys, and I don’t like Ricky Martin. I don’t think they are exchangable words.

We have to hurry, using “gay” in any pejorative sense whatsoever has now been deemed offensive by a moderator.

Here’s a better definition of the “gay” we need to replace:

“Ironically describing the exuberant positive attitude of the touring troupe Up With People.”

Feel my wrath you crispy amphibian!

Or something…

Hmm… sorry to piss on your chips but IIRC we’re looking for put-down words that mean ‘gay’ right? Then pants won’t do. Although it’s in constant use here in the UK as a general derogative (and is a synonym for bobbins in the north west), it doesn’t mean gay. Stupid, weird and idiots all acurately describe “Adults who go to see Backstreet Boys without kids” OK but again don’t mean gay and break Rule 2 anyway. Monkey felchers and Kat’s cheeseflickers are promising general insults, but again, they don’t mean gay.

Back to the drawing board.

Yanker - (n) Any person who walks up to a retail store, looks at the CLOSED sign, and pulls on the door anyway. This action is often followed by a questioning look that says “You mean you’re closed?”.

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