Why do fundamentalists feel the need to quote their holy books at me? Will quoting me chapter and verse somehow turn me around to their way of thinking? “But the Bible says you must stand on your head and eat Spam or you’ll go to H-E-double-hockeysticks!” (Same goes for the Koran or the Torah or whatever weapon of choice you’re using against me, although here in the U.S. it is overwhelmingly the Bible, so I’ll use that as my example here.) Why do I care when I don’t believe what you believe?
Listen up, buckethead, and I’ll spell it out real clear. I’m not Christian. Not being Christian means I hold no more or less validity to your holy book than any other. Fact of the matter is I don’t put much spiritual stock in any of them. The reason I give them credit is for their historical value, and sometimes the worthy life lessons they teach that don’t involve God, heaven or angels. So want to tell me “Time heals all wounds?” Maybe “Love thy neighbor?” That’s fine - those are fairly universal maxims that could relate to whatever it is we’re talking about. But espouse “God said to do this,” or “you’re wrong because the Bible says here…” and I’ll knock your teeth out. (Well, not really, but I’ll feel like doing it.)
So, since your book holds no spiritual sway over me, using it as some sort of authoritative guide to life for me is patently ridiculous. Do you think that because Leviticus says me and my boyfriend (would that I had one!) are sinning is going to somehow miraculously change my mind? How, exactly, do you think this is going to happen? Is it the “say it enough times and it’ll become the truth” mentality? Or are you just that blindly stupid as to think telling me to do something because some hundreds-year old book tells me to will make a difference?
Think of it this way - next time you go out drinking with your buddies, how ridiculous would it sound to you for me to say, “No, you have to Watermelon Crawl home.” “What?” you’d ask. “Watermelon Crawl. I worship the singer Tracy Byrd. His work guides my spiritual life. He clearly dictates to us in 1994’s ‘Watermelon Crawl,’ ‘If you drink, don’t drive/Do the Watermelon Crawl.’ So give me your keys, slide up and to the right and wiggle your hips, sinner!” You’d laugh at me, right? Well, guess what? I laugh at much of the Bible! :eek:
If you want to discuss philosophy, fine. Want to compare notes on beliefs, dandy. Want to help with some relevant life lesson, get to it. (I am UU, after all - discussion is our life.) But use some meaningless (to me) drivel that is not based in fact, science, reality, or anything other than historical legend to dictate how I should live my life and you’ll get nothing but derision. If you can’t make your point without resorting to quoting a book that I hold no stock in then you’re not worth my time to listen to. Hey, I understand it works for you, but can’t you get it through your thick skull that it doesn’t work for me?
Yeah, I know this rant’s been done before, but it just seems so stupid and ridiculous to me anymore.
Esprix