I have to always watch the videos a few times so I can catch everything on the new scroll. Funny stuff.
We had this one on the refrigerator for years:
My Baby Don’t Want No Medicine
There’s a whole series of these; sort of like a more depressing Jim Anchower.
By far the best video is Series of Concentric Circles Emanating from Glowing Red Dot.
I’ve always enjoyed the one where some Southern state legislature (Alabama? Mississippi?) voted to repeal voting rights for blacks on something like 230 to 3/5 (with the 3/5 being the sole black legislator).
Can anyone find it?
I think, to get hired at The Onion, you have to come up with a really good Jesus riff. These are two of my all-time favorites.
Here’s another good one I’m so starving vs I’m so starving
I Am Fucking Insane by Larry King
Fun Toy Banned Because of 3 Stupid Dead Kids
The time Anchower inadvertently stole Smoove B’s girlfriend. I wish I could remember more details of this funny interplay. . …
Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake.
…this one actually made me tear up a little bit when I first read it.
Aging Pope ‘Just Blessing Everything in Sight,’ Concerned Handlers Say
It’s tarnished a bit with age, but Supreme Court Rules Supreme Court Rules had me giggling for weeks after I first read it, especially this bit:
Brilliant.
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy (the picture makes this one so much better than it already would be)
Bro, you’re a god among bros So fucking true. Especially here out west.
And of course, my favorite of all time: HOLY SHIT, Man Walks On Fucking Moon, which I don’t think has ever been on their website. The word choices throughout that whole article are just brilliant.
The one that has me rolling is from http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32478
This seems to be a shorter text version of the one I heard on the Onion Radio News Podcast.