Funnier stand-up comedian: George Carlin or Richard Pryor?

“Do these people seriously think I would be travelling with a fountain I stole from the park”

“Have a Dr Pepper…go back the plane - where I can help others”

It has to be some of the funniest standup ever written.

And the test fart joke!

Carlin, easy. Prior was just offensive comedy, but Carlin was actually insightful.

Sigh…there was no need.

Both his airport/airplane routines are some of the funniest bits I’ve heard.

Airport Language

Oh, and this is kind of a zombie thread, folks.

George Carlin is timeless. And dead, so it’s quite appropriate.