This is gonna be a hijack, 'cuz those people did the right thing journalistically. It’s been discussed elsewhere and you should probably look for those threads.
One that made me laugh:
From Serenity
"Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries! "
Don’t even bother. EC can’t resist shitting his political opinions into threads that they don’t beling in ( like, oh, I dunno, THIS ONE), and he routinely ignores any facts which belie his sense of outrage. Just smile and nod the same way you would react to a loonie old uncle babbeling at a family gathering and you’ll be fine.
Simply amazing.
The photographer himself, in his own words, described what he saw, how and why he reported it that way, including the parameters of his reporting.
But you know better, right?
Yea, simply amazing.
How do you know my uncles? 
“You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do. Matt, Matt-you’re glib.”
-Tom Cruise
“Brownie, you’re doin’ one hell of a job.”-George W. Bush
Then, after he said pretty much the same thing to the task force devoted to AIDS research, Jon Stewart said:
“Oh my god-WE’RE ALL GETTING AIDS!!!”
Here’s a good one:
“You have to FOLLOW MY DIRECTIONS TO THE LETTER!!!”
One I just remembered:
“We had sex on his pool table-the balls flew everywhere.”-nanny Daisy Wright, describing her fling with her former employer, Jude Law
DING! DING! DING! ::: Moderator rings bell :::
This forum is for discussion of arts and entertainment. As such, I think we’re looking for INTENTIONALLY funny lines, that were meant to be funny as entertainment. Unintentionally funny political comments are out of bounds here. If you want to comment on those, start a different thread in a different forum. Thus, comments about inadvertently idiotic newspaper headlines or mis-statements by (or about) politicians, or similar political commentary have no place here.
[south park]
George Bush doesn’t care about beavers!
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Something that makes me laugh out loud whenever I think of it, although I don’t know how many other people will find it funny.
The Fairly Oddparent’s Cosmo:
“Pudding! Ahahaha! He said ‘puh’ and then he said ‘ding’! Ahahaha!”
I’d like to add: Only on the Dope can you show people Barbara Eden’s boob and the only thing anybody wants to talk about are the words beside the picture. That’s why I love this place.
Wrong thread, Biggirl.
Too much egg nog and too many windows open.
Does it have to be from a mass-media source of entertainment? This is related to one:
I got my girlfriend to watch Planet of the Apes (1968). She liked the music; I mentioned it was done by Jerry Goldsmith.
Girlfriend: He’s a good composer.
Me: He just died recently.
Girlfriend: Then he’s a decomposer!
Yeah, she’s a card.
You’re a lucky guy! 
Okay, I guess my comment by Kanye West was out of bounds then. In all fairness, however, my husband and I are still laughing about it. Entertainers getting political always makes us titter.
Or a Monty Python fan.
http://www.metrolyrics.com/lyrics/62645/Monty_Python/Decomposing_Composers
Oh, yes! My daughter can do a dead-on impression of that. Cracks me up every time. And I have no idea why either. 
My vote would be yet another Earl quote.
Randy: "It’s Karma’s army!
Where is the picture of Miss Eden’s boob?
Here: