OK, now we’re back to reality. People (ahem…:)) are interested in boobs and not in the text. Whew! (Thanks Biggirl)
The Daily Show was doing a segment on Cheney’s “We are seeing the last throes of the insurgency” statement. Steven Colbert was brought on to explain how the Bush Administration’s position could be squared with one general’s estimate that it would take twelve years to defeat the insurgency. Then we saw a video clip of Donald Rumsfield in 2003, promising that the war in Iraq would not last six months.
Stewart: “Rumsfield guaranteed that the war wold be over within six months. Isn’t six months less than twelve years?”
Colbert: “In the minds of the brainless America-hating terrorist-loving gay-marriage-promoting I-believe-Massachuesetts-dwelling liberal media elite, perhaps so. But what needs to be emphasized is that George Bush and his administration view this issue on a geological time scale. When you consider that it took more than a billion years for the Earth to cool, well if six months isn’t basically the same as twelve years, I don’t know Pangaea from Gondwaland.”
My winner, also from “Earl” goes like this:
“I now know it’s wrong to fake your death to get out of a relationship.”
However, I’m also terribly fond of the commercial with the line:
“Kids, put on your Halloweenn costumes while Mom hides the Easter eggs.”