Funniest Maggie Simpson Lines

Shortest … thread … ever.


<sucks on pacifier>

It’s your fault i can’t talk!

AHAHA!!! What about:


And who can forget:

Comic genius! :smiley:

“I have soiled myself. How embarrassing.”



“I want what the dog’s eating.”

You win, Dooku.

" … …"


"This is indeed a disturbing universe."
-Treehouse of Horror 5 (It’s the James Earl Jones voice that does it)

“We want a society where people are free to make choices, to make mistakes, to be generous and compassionate. This is what we mean by a moral society; not a society where the state is responsible for everything, and no one is responsible for the state.”

Oops - wrong Maggie!


Homer: C’mon, Maggie, let’s go home.
Maggie: Very well. I’ll drive! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA! I need blood.

Homer: The
food at the Gilded Truffle really … What’s a good word?
Maggie: suck
Homer: Sucks! That’s great!


Homer: Doesn’t that girl ever stop talking!

(a visions of the future episode)

<falls down>

After Homer and Marge rescue the kids from a baptism by Ned Flanders:

Marge: Oh, Maggie! You’re a Simpson again!
Maggie: [belches]

Homer: You hear that? She said burlap!