Shortest … thread … ever.
<sucks on pacifier>
It’s your fault i can’t talk!
AHAHA!!! What about:
suck,suck,suck
Or:
suck,suck,suck
And who can forget:
suck,suck,suck
Comic genius!
“I have soiled myself. How embarrassing.”
“Da-Dee”
awwwwwwwwwwww
“I want what the dog’s eating.”
You win, Dooku.
" … …"
BANG!
"This is indeed a disturbing universe."
-Treehouse of Horror 5 (It’s the James Earl Jones voice that does it)
“We want a society where people are free to make choices, to make mistakes, to be generous and compassionate. This is what we mean by a moral society; not a society where the state is responsible for everything, and no one is responsible for the state.”
Oops - wrong Maggie!
Daddily-Doodily!
Homer: C’mon, Maggie, let’s go home.
Maggie: Very well. I’ll drive! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA! I need blood.
Homer: The
food at the Gilded Truffle really … What’s a good word?
Maggie: suck
Homer: Sucks! That’s great!
**
Homer: Doesn’t that girl ever stop talking!
(a visions of the future episode)
<falls down>
After Homer and Marge rescue the kids from a baptism by Ned Flanders:
Marge: Oh, Maggie! You’re a Simpson again!
Maggie: [belches]
Homer: You hear that? She said burlap!
Moe.