Okay, I know she’s usually the “straight guy” and doesn’t get as many good zingers as Homer, but let’s give the little lady her due.
(Re: Troy McClure)
“Oh Homer! That’s just an urban legend. People don’t do that sort of thing with fish.”
(Homer knocks over a statue of a doe with his car.)
L: “A deer!”
M: “A female deer!”
(On seeing Ren & Stimpy during a clips episode)
M: How can you watch that same cartoon again?
B: It’s not the same Mom, it’s old footage that’s spliced in with new material to make it seem new to our impressionable young minds."
L: “Ren & Stimpy” do it all the time!
M: Yes they do, and when is the last time you heard anyone talking about “Ren & Stimpy”?
(spoken on several occasions)
“Now let us never speak of these events again!”