Best Ever Simpson Moment/Quote

There are so many funny Simpsons moments, but everyone most have a favourite one, or possible three, so hit me back and tell me what you think are the funniest , :smiley: most topical, or downright mad, as for me, well im struggling to narrow it down

I think i will post mine up once i get some inspiration from you lot, cheers - Homer J

“Aiiiggghhhhh! There’s nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman!”

  • Groundskeeper Willie

IMHO, this should really be in IMHO.

yes true, but i kind of forgot and then realised when it was too late, well if there that bothered they’ll move it

A bit longer than a monent, but:

when they go to Dr. Monroe for family therapy, and brown out the city giving each other electrical shocks. :smiley:

When Milhouse hands Nelson a love note that was from Lisa while sitting in the classroom…the scene goes from Milhouse handing him the note to Milhouse bursting through the front doors on a stretcher.

Homer is abducted by Kang and Kodos. Turns around and drops his drawers and say “well… let’s get this over with”. Kang (or Kodos replies “No no no, we have reached the limits of what we can learn from rectal probing”

Milpool…

Before this gets moved-

I’m going to spend the rest of my life looking for the real killer-

OOps wrong Simpson

Moving this to Cafe Society where it will join at least 100 other threads about this same subject.

When Homer went 3D and enterd our world.
That gave me the heebie-jeebies.

“Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. Bart is a vampire. Beer kills braincells. Now let’s go back to that building thingy, where our beds and tv…is.”

The scene preceeding “If anyone needs me I’ll be in my room”

Homer and Flanders mowing their lawns wearing dresses (after tying on a bet).

Lisa says, “Why do I get the feeling that ten years from now, I’ll be describing this scene to a psychiatrist.”

Homer: “We’re going out, Marge! If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!”
Marge: “Okay!”

Also, when Homer sees a sign that says, “Do not touch -Willy,” and reads it thus: “‘Do not touch willy.’ Good advice!”

“Gee, Marge! You’re a regular Martha Stewart…well, without the evil.”

This from an episode in the 1999-2000 season. Talk about prescient!

Hey fatty I’ve got a movie for ya, a fridge to far!

The episode Stephen King appeared on, for the fact that John Updike ghost-wrote Krusty’s biography (and also made an appearance) and also for this moment with King:

“Homer Simpson, this court finds you guilty of insecticide and aggravated buggery.”

When Homer joins the Navy Reserves and takes the sub to Russia…
“He’s heading for the Soviet Union!” “No, it’s Russia now.” “That’s what you think!” The Russian UN guy presses a button and the card that says Russia switches to a card that says USSR. Floats in a Russian parade have tanks coming out of them. Lenin smashes out of his glass case and wanders around like a mummy: “Must… crush… capitalism” Good stuff.

That episode also had the “In the Navy” song, which is another favorite moment