I get the first one but not the second.
It’s a Charles Addams about the unicorns being left behind…
So an illustration for a true story by Shel Silverstein?
Should’ve showed up for the Ark on time?
They missed the boat!
I’ve seen many variations of the unicorn/ark cartoon, only with dinosaurs. They’re usually saying some variation, ranging from G- to R-rated, of “Oh, crap! That was TODAY?”
The second one is more poignant than funny, I guess.
Said no dog ever…
:~)
Especially not a dachshund.