Funniest word in the world

My absolute favorite word:

Peahen (as in, a female peacock)

the runners up are plain old “hen” and “mayhem”

peahen just sounds really damn cute when you say it

-Glen

Loaf.

-Syko

Booger, of course.

Booger!

Boogerboogerbooger.

My favorite has always been “pinochle”, the card game. As it is pronounced “pee knuckle” I often think of someone having a little mishap at the urinal when I hear this word.

Personally, I like “Monangahela”.

Or the alternative “bazooms”!

resusit, rescucit, resuscet…screw it. How 'bout “condiment”

The answer:

“Titmouse”.

Hee hee hee hee!

commode.

pianist.

tinkle.

all the peepee sounding words.

brouhaha…especially the way Kramer says it.

Bung!

Buunnnggg!

I like “widget” or “widgeon” like the Guinness rocket widget or the standard romance novel usage of widgeon: “oh my little widgeon” smooch, smooch. “smooch” is cute too, like “smoochin’ da hiny.”
I also like “pendulous,” especially when paired with “breasts.”
“walleyed nipples.”
“fat and funky.”

I’ve always been partial to ‘hippopotomus.’ That or ‘cow.’ Cow cow cow cow cow…

Boner

Discombobulate

Spastic

Chunky

Dong

Dangle

Putrid

Stench

crapulous \KRAP-yuh-lus, adjective:

  1. Suffering the effects of, or derived from, or suggestive of gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous stomach.
  2. Marked by gross intemperance, especially in drinking; as, a crapulous old reprobate.

Excellent!

[Mr Burns] With Smithers out of the way, I was free to wallow in my own crapulence. [/Mr Burns]

But would it be crapulence or crapulousness?

I think the name “Loopus” is pretty darn funny.

What, no one mentioned underpants?
That’s a crying shame.

The word dildo is also hilarious.
[Cartman]Maaaa, kitty’s being a dildo![/Cartman]

Pissant
Asinine

Show me a man who doesn’t smile when he says panties

Quack.
Tee hee!