Funny lines in unfunny movies

R. Lee Ermey as the police captain in Seven is sitting at a desk talking with Detective Somerset (Morgan Freeman) when the phone rings.

Ermey picks it up and says, “This isn’t even my desk,” and hangs up the phone.

He didn’t say it in a pissed off way, more like half-annoyed.

In The Shawshank Redemption, Dufresne (Tim Robbins) says to Red (Morgan Freeman) “On the outside, I was an honest man; straight as an arrow. I had to come to jail to be a crook”.

Cracks me up every time.