I used to walk to school through a parking lot and every day there was a car with the plate: BAAB. I could not ifgure it out and eventually gave up. then one day I happened to put two and two together when I noticed the car it was on was a Saab.
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CME2P (see me to pee) This one was allegedly on a car owned by a urologist.
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Also likely owned by a urologist: WEWE DOC
I still giggle every time I think of that one. 
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I hope no one here needs a translation of NORO LIM!
We are all Tolkien geeks of one level or another, right?
Right?
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Tolkien?? 
I haven’t smoked in decades.
I keed! I know who JRR Tolkien was, but I still need the translation
Plates that I’ve seen:
WARSUX (“War sucks!”) - On a car with a Purple Heart plate AND a USMC sticker!
1NFDL (“Infidel”) - On a car with a “Fight Terrorism” plate!
THEBANKS (“The Bank’s”) - as in who REALLY owns the car. Unless the family’s name was Banks.
C1AO 2TI (“Ciao tu ti”) - Italian for “Good Bye to you” (Please forgive my spelling and translation.)
METAD8TA (“Metadata”) - must have been a database person.
AUH20 - Goldwater (Au = Gold, H2O = Water)
A friend of mine, a US military officer with some intelligence experience (and plenty of intelligence of his own), had “I SPY” on one car and “KGB SPY” on his other car.
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Tolkien?? I haven’t smoked in decades.
I keed! I know who JRR Tolkien was, but I still need the translation
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sigh
“Noro lim, noro lim, Asfaloth!”
Note: I am nowhere NEAR the level of mastery displayed by the venerable Qadgop
Just remembered this story: MPEACHW
OH NOES
There’s a plate here at work: TI GUY
and I’ve seen H2OSKI
The owners of the house across from me have a red corvette. Why do I think there is more than one owner of it? The tag reads “CATHIES.”
seen on the back of a very late model, very expensive-looking cadillac something or other driven by a perfectly-coiffed older woman while driving on I-465 in indianapolis:
IWON
i don’t know the story behind it of course, but i can guess.
wonder what her ex is driving these days. 
When I lived in Virginia, I had a plate from the Parrothead series. My number was CDLZRD.
Saw this one last week: GODNME
“Look honey! A real holy roller.” 
AUILOX, on a car driven by a blonde. Took me ages of seeing that every day to get it.
I remember hearing about this one so it may be an UL but somebody had plate:
3M TA3
which is of course to be viewed through someone’s rear view mirror.
On a Lotus Esprit that passed me on the freeway the other day:
IMPOOR (Well, who wouldn’t be after spending $100K on a car?)
I saw a Jag the other day with “IM A VIP”
Oh, and a buddy of mine has “NSTIG8” (instigate).
During the days of the old double nickle speed limit, I saw this delightful comment on a California Licence Plate:
**55 MY A**Not as cool as the ones here, but the last two days I’ve seen a big black SUV with “FREAKY” license plates. Kinda cool!
My coworker has a light green saab with the license plate wasaabi
I thought it was clever on multiple levels.
A couple of weeks ago while driving to work I saw a big motorhome pulling a small car behind it.
The license plate on the RV was IPULL.
The small car had IPUSH.